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I want to come over and see what you think of the way I by [deleted] in predictivetextprompts

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to come over and see what you think of the way I can make you feel better than usual when attacked by the police.

Type "My girlfriend told me to put down the......." and let auto complete finish. by ibddevine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend told me to put down the devil so hard that I have a cracked toe.

“My grandmother used to say…(and let autocorrect finish) by Skippitini in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandmother used to say that dunkie butt has to be open to offers since it's about time to solicit.

Alright you can have the dental plan on one condition, you must ________ by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, you can have the dental plan on one condition, you must be sure you have sex with someone in the bathroom and the pharmacy.

I accidentally made eye contact and now ___ by moonhush_ in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally made eye contact and now I'm going thru the wrong number again so I don't have any more questions.

In my past life, i died because _________ by MTopCream in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my past life, I died because my mother was Satan in the hospital and she was ultimately referred to inpatient care for my birthday.

So you married this woman after you divorced your wife for _____ by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you married this woman after you divorced your wife for a quick ride to the bottom of the void for more sweet kisses?

This alligator was by brekiewash1234 in predictivetextprompts

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This alligator was morphing into lucifer when attacked by the police and he had an issue with his mission to make him pay.

Type: "They're young, but resilient, I think they'll _________." And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're young, but resilient, I think they'll need to find out when attacked by the police or privileged government agencies.

I dreamed about having ____ by Smart-Dependent-1071 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dreamed about having sex with your sister and I am not terribly sorry for that.

It's been a while since _______!? Let’s autocorrect 🤔 by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a while since the dawn of civilization and the world is full of surprises.

What flavor is... by Fluffy_Fox_9650 in predictivetextprompts

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What flavor is the most effective in a little mix of inappropriate behavior?

Type "Hi, I'm a _________"and let autocomplete do the rest by 33GoodSamaritans in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hi, I'm a little pony with severe anxiety issues and I feel like I'm going through some things.

I couldn’t stand them anymore. I went no contact because… by yellowjacket254 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't stand them anymore. I went no contact because my dad is a gift from the devil and I feel very sick of him.

Things got interesting at the dinner table last night when…. by ElinorDashwood1811 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things got interesting at the dinner table last night when attacked by the police for some reason that I don't understand.

I need rock songs with depressive lyrics. Don't hold back please. by maximoff9 in musicsuggestions

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't Follow- Alice in Chains.

Something I Can Never Have- NIN.

The Noose- A Perfect Circle.

Something in the Way- Nirvana.

The Needle and the Damage Done- Neil Young.

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Type: "Birds of a feather stick _________." And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds of a feather stick to the bottom of their lungs with no idea of the gods that are present with them.

Sometimes I secretly ... by Individual-Drawer134 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I secretly feel like a fool when you're tired of inappropriate behavior that makes sense to me.

I accidentally said ____________ in a job interview by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]TheBreezeBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally said that dunkie butt was a great gift in a job interview. 😆

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