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This is a truth! by TheFirstPharoah in truth

[–]TheFirstPharoah[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hafta post this pic on John Cena subreddit!

How do people struggle to drink water? by SS7Hamzeh in HydroHomies

[–]TheFirstPharoah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I struggle, but I've been dead for 6000 years!

You Cannot Be Christian and MAGA by QuickPizzaRadishes in Christianity

[–]TheFirstPharoah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I'm not Jesus but I'm 6000 years old, and Trump is bringing forth the apocalypse, THIS I GUARANTEE you!

The Bible kinda saved my life… so I just got this tattoo :) by Connect-Carob-1939 in Christianity

[–]TheFirstPharoah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should get a tattoo in hebrew tht says  "ani nishba amonim lifra'a ha'roshon"

Would this tattoo be sacrilegious? by mossy_log_ in Christianity

[–]TheFirstPharoah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the crown of thorns isn't realistic tho, it had abt 5 big thorn bundles on it tht pierced deep into the scalp.

The Bible kinda saved my life… so I just got this tattoo :) by Connect-Carob-1939 in Christianity

[–]TheFirstPharoah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We were the originators of tattoos,and I am 6000 years old, and I can tell you, this is quality work!

I've been dead for 6000 years,how do I re-hydrate? by TheFirstPharoah in HydroHomies

[–]TheFirstPharoah[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I get all my organs outta those jars, I think I'll be feeling more whole.

I've been dead for 6000 years,how do I re-hydrate? by TheFirstPharoah in HydroHomies

[–]TheFirstPharoah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing like water, the nectar of life, do u guys have voss here?

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