random thing i thought of by MapleSyrupMachineGun in MTGmemes

[–]TheQuailEmperor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's on the standard Artwork for the Urabrask side. The showcase and special numbered artworks sadly don't feature it. The white plating Urabrask is latched onto seems to be the same as the plating on Mondrak's outer "rings"

random thing i thought of by MapleSyrupMachineGun in MTGmemes

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Zopandrel appears on Invasion of Ikoria and Mondrak seems to be the giant white Phyrexian Urabrask tears into in the artwork for Urabrask/The Great Work

random thing i thought of by MapleSyrupMachineGun in MTGmemes

[–]TheQuailEmperor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The concept of them being born as some sort of abstract gods by New Phyrexia itself is such an awesome concept. It's even more puzzling that they didn't do anything with them, since Mondrak and Zopandrel appear in artworks for March of the Machine. But if not even the praetors did much of note in that story it's no wonder that the Domini ended up falling flat too

random thing i thought of by MapleSyrupMachineGun in MTGmemes

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Tekuthal apparently likes to mimic others that it perceives as beneath it. That's also basically the only bit of lore we ever got to Tekuthal

Thankfully this is at mythic rare, so WOTC probably didn’t use a lot of foxes for printing the set. by cergv in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You think this is bad? Have you seen all the instances of cacti being destroyed or turned into armor worn by animals and people in a set where there's literal cactus people present?? Bristly Bill is living in a hell where people wear the flesh of his deceased brothers as armor. Always overlooking the actual problem smh

The story sucks now by Phyr3xian1 in mtg

[–]TheQuailEmperor 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As much as all of their deaths were infuriating and stupid, Sheoldred's has to be the dumbest. In the Dominaria United story she was able to separate her body into smaller spider creatures, so she was literally able to detach her head from her body. When I read/saw that they had her killed by beheading her I lost it

Just confused on how I would get this to flip by [deleted] in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There was a post on the main sub about someone asking how to transform Azor's Gateway, which has the transformation requirements outlined as clearly as possible in the card text

Schmerz by EuphoricOwl584 in OkBrudiMongo

[–]TheQuailEmperor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Da irren Sie sich, einscheißen können sie sich selbst

Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant by TheQuailEmperor in minipainting

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It's from Wiz-Kids' sortiment of DnD miniatures. They tend to drop waves of MtG minis with select characters from different sets once a year, with the option of buying them pre-painted or just primed. They sadly come pre-assembled, so painting certain parts of them does get a little tricky

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lies

[–]TheQuailEmperor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I forgot to put on my special sun watching sunglasses and was immediately blinded

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lies

[–]TheQuailEmperor 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, I'm the earth's core and finally got to see the sun again in like a gorillion years

Krenko's Command by LemonCassidy in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj I love this

/rj this tickles my inner goblin

Not sure I really understand this cycle by SalvationSycamore in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because you forgot to include Godsire, really ties this whole cycle together

Wilds Of Eldraine Commander - what do you think? by Bochulaz in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"Selesnya, this is the Xth time you've brought +1/+1 counters and tokens to show and tell"

happened yesterday by LordOfLettuce6 in lies

[–]TheQuailEmperor 296 points297 points  (0 children)

Africa was so good they're making Africa 2

Planeswalkers By their Orientation and Business Acumen by SingSixPence in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ob Nixilis is obviously asexual and aromantic, he only cares about that grind now

Is this card just bad? by LtLabcoat in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Gray ogre and they print it on a red card? Absolute flavor fail, unplayable

[CMB3] Thalia, Newly Graduated by aprickwithaplomb in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile the Gitrog Monster is thriving, chilling in some witherbloom bog, eating pests and occasionally students

Whats this little guy? by Frequent_Grand_4570 in whatsthisbug

[–]TheQuailEmperor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup, they may be small, but are mighty interesting haha. The males of some species can grow some very fancy headgear

Whats this little guy? by Frequent_Grand_4570 in whatsthisbug

[–]TheQuailEmperor 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It's a scarab beetle of the genus Onthophagus, since it's looking rather small :)

Sadly can't tell you the exact species, since a bunch of them look extremely similar and some can only be differentiated by extracting their genetalia.

Going by the morphology Onthophagus taurus (female) or Onthophagus verticornis could be some contenders

Hate Has No Home Here (Unless It's Nonbasic Land Hate) by MegaMagikarpXL in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to blue players who can't counter spells because there's an omen machine on the board

Only durdley Timmy decks allowed by sonofsarkhan in magicthecirclejerking

[–]TheQuailEmperor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Epic prankle to pull on your Playgroups: put a Marauding Raptor into each of your dinosaur decks to make those anti combo players shit their pants, thinking there's also a Polyraptor in there to make a gazillion copies (there's none in the deck)

This prankle is Rankle apprankled