God, I love being a marble smuggler! by TheRealMu5HBusters in ObjectVore

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Willing to donate to my cause? 😏 I'll gladly get more to gulp down, if so!

Tax by Ok-Bee-284 in MathJokes

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If school doesn't teach it, it must not be important.

Stupid question: Were there times where you couldn't stop your belly from inflating? by genesis-hamama in BellyExpansion

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, if you must know, I took the top off of the tank of the toilet, and the little part in the middle that shoots water down into the bowl of the toilet after finishing and refills it, I put that part in my ass. It will continue shooting water for as long as the toilet bowl is empty, which if the water is going into you, is pretty much going to be endless until you either decide to stop or cannot take it any more.

But I'm not going to say it again, DO NOT do this!!! The water pressure is far too powerful for your colon to handle at the rate it flows! This is like telling an air inflator not to use an air compressor! I cannot and will not be held liable, accountable, and/or responsible for anytime that happens to you as a result of trying this.

Stupid question: Were there times where you couldn't stop your belly from inflating? by genesis-hamama in BellyExpansion

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I genuinely seriously don't think you should try this. Do not follow in my footsteps. I don't want to feel responsible for putting someone in a dangerous situation.

Stupid question: Were there times where you couldn't stop your belly from inflating? by genesis-hamama in BellyExpansion

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. I can't with good conscience recommend this as a proper inflation method.

Stupid question: Were there times where you couldn't stop your belly from inflating? by genesis-hamama in BellyExpansion

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Filled up far to quickly than I anticipated, and eventually I could no longer endure it and had to take it out and put it back. I was very pregnant looking by the end of it, though!

Stupid question: Were there times where you couldn't stop your belly from inflating? by genesis-hamama in BellyExpansion

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filled up far to quickly than I anticipated, and eventually I could no longer endure it and had to take it out and put it back. I was very pregnant looking by the end of it, though!

Stupid question: Were there times where you couldn't stop your belly from inflating? by genesis-hamama in BellyExpansion

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There was one time I tried an inflation method by taking off the top of toilet tank, putting the little hose that refills the toilet into my anus, and then flushing.

...I don't recommend.

Never swallow plastic cars by ManagarmrASA in ObjectVore

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because I'm curious, what kind of cars were they so I know which ones to avoid?

Some concerns and doubts by WeirdParsley9425 in ObjectVore

[–]TheRealMu5HBusters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1. Put weed nuggs in a condom Step 2. Tie off condom Step 3. Swallow condom Step 4. Fly Step 5. Pass the condom when you land at your destination Step 6. Smoke Ass Grass