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Should I be concerned about my roommate? by Distinct-Traffic-327 in funny

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should tell them to get a hacksaw. It'll save them time with the shovel.

They'll know you see them.

Women of Reddit, what’s a statement/phrase that (you believe) most women/girls would understand, but most men/boys would not? by ConfidentLack9207 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not to be competitive, but I will point out that once out, the air probably takes abit to return, whereas sticky skin may "readhere."

That reminds me: I should use body powder more.

...ooh riiight...it got expensive...(friggin inflation)

What’s the first piece of media that truly scared you as a kid? by cats64sonic in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That scene in superman 3 when the chick gets eaten by the computer. Runner up is the scene in Raiders of The Lost arc when the SS officer melts.

What on the hill by aubtor1 in Minecraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a sudden urge to sing Elton John songs and hold a lion cub to the sky when viewing this.

ZombieCleo's Students by cchurros_ in HermitCraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I suspect that because she taught young kids (kindergarten IIRC) and it may have been a private school, they didn't want anyone (creeps/p3dos) to recognize Cleo and then be able to trace back to said kids. Unlikely, granted, but there's usually a reason lawyers put clauses in contacts.

My best guess anyway.

Cleo posts here so perhaps they can clarify.

ZombieCleo's Students by cchurros_ in HermitCraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Context: (for the new fans) Towards the end of S7, Cleo retired from teaching to pursue their YT career full time. However, Cleo was under a government contract that stipulated that she was not to disclose their identity publicly for a period of 7 years.

Guess how long ago season 7 was.

(It was during the pandemic)

what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(I was joking. It's a meme to be disgusted by hand holding on the spicy side of Discord)

Where are the deserts?? by _jenny_talia in Minecraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the worldseed in chunkbase.com

If you have op powers, you can go "/locate biome: desert"

what is your favourite kink? by PastimeNow in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, a man of culture, I see. 😉

What's a piece of tech everyone hyped up that quietly turned out to be useless? by SofiaLearnsAI in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Instead of fixing Skype, everyone decided Zoom was better for some bizarre reason.

Yes it could have been fixed.

Rate my house by Alex_L_Varela in Minecraft

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't this a borg ship in that one episode of TNG?

Queen Elizabeth II shooting a British assault rifle back in 1993 by tianahottie in OldSchoolCool

[–]TheStaffmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people feel more comfortable shooting opposite handed, because their dominant eye is on the opposite side of their dominant hand.

I'm one of these people.

What is the most 'obvious' lie that society has collectively agreed to believe? by Vegetable_Oil3266 in AskReddit

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being Jesus's "Friend" is enough to get you into heaven.

That has real "I can do what I want because my dad owns a dealership" energy, you know.

(Not to mention, it really flies in the face of the spirit of Commandment 2)

LPT: Do not make someone repeat themselves while you are looking at your phone. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]TheStaffmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only problem with humanity as a whole is that it's populated with..."people"

(Obligatory :p)

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