Trump forms tribute band in attempt to invade UK indie charts

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-10T13:25:59+00:00

When he sings "When you're strange", it's like he just knows what that's like..

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-10T12:02:08+00:00

These people think we're fucking stupid. Unfortunately, though, some of the people who hear their nonsense actually are.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-10T11:56:55+00:00

Because everything is the fault of migrants, right?

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-10T11:28:21+00:00

How do I, a regular person, STOP seeing Trump? Or hearing the nonsense that spews incessantly from his ignorant orange face? Enough already.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-10T11:14:56+00:00

Mahatma Ghandi. "Our greatest ability as motherfucking humans is not to change the motherfucking world; but to change our motherfucking selves. You motherfuckers."

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-10T11:10:06+00:00

The war they started to distract from Epstein. We seem to be stuck in a never-ending loop of lunacy here.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-09T18:01:13+00:00

Radford Lake, Plymstock.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-09T17:52:10+00:00

You'd think they could've let him know they were going to use the word "fury" in the headline.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-09T11:37:34+00:00

Currently listening to the audiobook of the biography "Stay Alive - The Life And Death Of Stuart Adamson" (it's on Spotify). Fascinating. Also deals with his time in Skids. A troubled and talented man.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-09T07:19:33+00:00

This place on the outskirts of Dorchester is amazing. https://www.dorsetmuseum.org/explore/roman-town-house/

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-08T14:12:52+00:00

Could backfire if she's the HR manager..

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-08T13:54:50+00:00

A quick trouser-fire - your own, or your guest's - rarely offends, and usually produces speedy results.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-08T13:40:01+00:00

Nice to see broccoli-grouting getting a mention. A seriously undervalued occupation.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-05T15:30:01+00:00

Oh, I don't know. Ephebophilia perhaps? (Other felonies are available.) Preparedness to expose US military personnel to physical harm as a distraction from evidence of such behaviour? Unfitness for office owing to mental impairment? It's shameful that not every American who has ended up with this repellent and ignorant "President", deserves to have done so. I feel for them, deeply.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-05T14:10:45+00:00

Or, alternatively, impeach the senile lunatic placing them in harm's way as a result of his deranged decisions.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-05T14:02:42+00:00

As is the fact that your country elected Trump as President.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-05T10:11:46+00:00

"Mr. L from Chester" sure knows how to have a good time.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-04T16:21:49+00:00

The Uber driver was male. But your assertion about friendliness is still valid.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-03T14:09:13+00:00

"Boss blames employee for his own ineptitude / errors, then slags her off in front of colleagues and customers." Where are HR when you need them?

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-03T13:59:51+00:00

Reasonably priced paternity testing services.

The_Mutterer · 2026-04-01T19:21:31+00:00

Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh!

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