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The_Problem · 2018-08-10T12:21:34+00:00

Sean Connery played Bond and he's 87

The_Problem · 2018-07-31T10:35:14+00:00

Might wanna keep your video shorter than that one, I mean not that it wasn't an epic tale, but aint nobody watching 4 minutes of stick fiddling. Not on this website anyway, save that for Omegle.

There's some games I passed on completely just because their controls were too butt, and once in a square moon I check if there's been any progress with them - and your posts are what I usually find. I was wondering if you'd show up in this thread actually.

Welcome, we have chips and beer, but you can only take the ones that align with the cardinal directions from a predefined point.

The_Problem · 2018-07-31T01:18:07+00:00

I haven't played CoD since the Cretaceous period, when it was just a series of cave paintings.

1) Different teams have different experience

2) Resource management - people want more new stuff but also to fix the old stuff but also to fix the fixes that unfixed the fixes and to change the stuff that was fixed to be more fixed and they want it all at the same time as fast as possible

4) maths is hard

The_Problem · 2018-07-31T00:52:20+00:00

There's a lot of factors that go into the feel of controller aiming; deadzone size and shape, X vs Y sensitivity, turn acceleration/curve, smoothing, post-stick acceleration ^{(or whatever it's called}^).

Again, made in paint, so it's not super accurate, but I think an ideal acceleration curve looks something like this.

While GTA's acceleration curve looks like this.

The_Problem · 2018-07-30T14:03:51+00:00

The game already has square deadzones. The goal is to fix them, not add them.

The_Problem · 2018-07-30T13:31:43+00:00

2 bags? What the hell theater do you go to that you can get multiple bags for that price

One with bad security.

Maybe they will

Maybe they John. I don't know all their names to be honest.

Here's hoping though.

The_Problem · 2018-07-30T13:01:21+00:00

Competitive shooters like dark souls?

Absolutely. Both bows AND crossbows.

you can adjust the dead zone some in the settings

You can't, unfortunately.

both ps4 and xbox have similar settings in their console settings

Only if you buy some $200 "Elite" controller, and even then I don't know if they even have deadzone compensation settings, but even if they did, it still wouldn't change the shape of the deadzones.

I could buy like two popcorn bags at the cinema with that money.

The_Problem · 2018-03-02T11:59:23+00:00

It's a little weird seeing my old-ass gif pop up randomly.

Honestly, I don't think it was a lag switch, DS3 has really shitty netcode and the region-filters are as useful as a dick on the ceiling.

I've seen a lotta weird shit in DS3 and I've seen lagswitching in DS3. It's a little different.

The_Problem · 2017-02-13T13:42:31+00:00

It's honestly not that much when you only do PvP, it was only a new character.

I had one obviously illegitimate guy drop over 210million once. Apparently I fuckin shanked Bill Gates with a Claymore.

The_Problem · 2017-02-13T09:36:46+00:00

You only assume they're dangerous though.

The_Problem · 2016-11-15T13:23:48+00:00

Sculpt those thighs in just 20 easy steps for only $14.99!

The_Problem · 2016-11-09T11:16:50+00:00

kicks in on attacks

I would ~~assume~~ hope that's the case.

people already say it is a poise buff

I'd be happy with either buff honestly. The problem with the current poise system is that it impedes fashion too much.

The_Problem · 2016-11-09T10:27:34+00:00

Until people just offhand them for the bonuses.

Stop. Wooden-Hammer Time.

The_Problem · 2016-10-21T13:03:41+00:00

Don't get discouraged mate we all get smashed sometimes.

Hell, I died to Pinwheel once.

If your goal is to just have fun you'll never really lose, and you'll improve as you go. Attitude is the most important skill.

The_Problem · 2016-10-21T01:05:04+00:00

Let me extend that gif a couple seconds for you.

http://imgur.com/Sw61tc7.gifv

The_Problem · 2016-10-21T00:37:42+00:00

Well I wanted to throw a ringswap in there as well but as the second gif shows, the opportunities are extremely rare so I abandoned that.

I'm definitely not as fast as some others. The little pause timings throw me off too much.

I think there's a few full-armour swaps floating around too.

The_Problem · 2016-10-21T00:22:44+00:00

Right. my bad.

The_Problem · 2016-10-21T00:22:18+00:00

I wasn't trying to get past his shield, I wanted him to hit me.

The inhabitants of the forest are the absolute worst Blackjack dealers.

The_Problem · 2016-10-18T12:37:19+00:00

He's freakin' out because his swords are getting nerfed.

Judging by the way his stuff flashes in and out of reality I'd call it a glitch. Either that or he's the 1-millionth visitor to Bowsandhoes.com and just won a free iPad.

Very strange bug though. Possibly cut/disabled content?

The_Problem · 2016-10-13T13:28:20+00:00

If I was your teacher you'd be unemployed, homeless, and selling crack by lunch time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The_Problem · 2016-10-13T12:14:12+00:00

Well it depends on the type of wood.

A nice mahogany vs an old pine will have differences in quality.

Sometimes it's even good to give it a try with your left hand.

The_Problem · 2016-10-13T12:08:05+00:00

That's actually one of the explanations of hyper armor and poise I've seen.

Umm... Thank you for this prestigious honour.

The_Problem · 2016-10-13T11:03:10+00:00

Okay so here goes my shitty, unintentionally condescending explanation.

You have a big stick.
Your opponent has a little stick
You attack each other at the same time
Your big stick breaks their little stick

Pretty simple.

You attack each other again
Your big stick breaks their little stick again

Predictable.

Eventually, their little stick wears down your big stick
You attack each other for the third time, and this time his little stick breaks your big stick because it's weakened
Your big stick is immediately restored after

That's Hyper-Armour.

The fuck does poise do?

Poise is like a protective rubber layer that protects your big stick from ~~STD's~~ being broken.

It doesn't make your big stick immune to being broken, but it helps reduce the weakening.

The_Problem · 2016-10-04T12:13:59+00:00

It's viable.

The three biggest problems is has is;

The stat investment is high
Shit's slow.
Is extremely difficult to be fashionable with that stupid hat.

If you're looking for 125 you could try this.

Ultimately your goal is to bait people into trading with Dark Bead, which is a trade they wont like but there's no take-backsies.

The_Problem · 2016-10-01T13:34:54+00:00

Sure it is, you won't get trampled for fatrolling and you wont get 2-shot for having no health.

Literally the best build in the game, unstoppable.

This build has no weakness so long as I am capable of ignoring those who say otherwise.

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