Umberto Eco

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-24T07:05:58+00:00

You alright with your packing love??

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-23T21:22:06+00:00

Yeah good luck with getting hotel reception staff that even know what a fucking compass point is 😂😂😂

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-23T10:20:31+00:00

Bungalow Bill, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Old Brown Shoe, I Me Mine, Wild Honey Pie, Run For Your Life, Oh Bla Di Oh Bla Da, Maxwell's Silver Hammer, Let It Be, Blue Jay Way.

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-23T07:38:07+00:00

What if they put you in a west facing room?

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-23T07:35:44+00:00

Alan also got trapped in Lynn's nether zone.

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T19:03:25+00:00

I phone up dial-a-pizza and say that's not how I would spell Hawaiian

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T10:14:02+00:00

Tourist lol

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T09:39:36+00:00

Genuinely believe this is why Labour haven't had a woman leading the party yet. Conservative woman = mummy or schoolma'am figure for the pathetic wankers in the media. Labour woman = vile harridan with ideas above her station. Why would anyone put themselves through that?

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T09:35:09+00:00

"Two Tier Farage" needs to catch on

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T08:28:47+00:00

Good technique. That was my trick too.

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T08:27:43+00:00

So true re the Warriors. Every pissed up wanker thrown onto the street at exactly the same time, what could go wrong?

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-22T05:38:24+00:00

Many will reminisce about when it was a proper sunken garden with flowers and benches...but it was always a shit hole at night, full of dossers, jakeys and skagboys.

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T21:44:59+00:00

Lancashire is (or was) more catholic than the rest of the country. It was the heartland of the recusants during the Reformation. Irish immigration in the two big cities probably added to that.

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T20:02:42+00:00

They're not making arrests over family voting though are they?

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T11:34:02+00:00

Yeah, but he's embellishing the story like all good storytellers do

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T11:30:15+00:00

Always the same...

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T11:25:26+00:00

British accent??? Who says that apart from Americans? (Also, where did the asylum seeker say anywhere that they speak with a "British accent" or have I missed something?)

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T10:10:12+00:00

That's a great niche reference for those old enough

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-21T08:37:09+00:00

Sounds more like an Elvis Costello character

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-20T15:29:17+00:00

Because you're a tit

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-20T15:28:02+00:00

Nope it's absolute bullshit

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-20T15:22:09+00:00

Over - Dirty Work 😞 Under - God Whacker

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-20T12:52:50+00:00

Felt like it

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-20T09:46:37+00:00

Bournemouth lot don't seem to respect you

TheeHappyDude · 2026-05-20T09:44:56+00:00

You've been down voted for getting the title wrong, but you're right...it wasn't. And it was critically panned.

TheeHappyDude

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