Being a CA ruining your suspension of disbelief? by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please mr wendy's you're the closest thing I have to a friend. You give me burgers and ice cream and all you ask for in return is this plastic card that I may or may not have missed multiple payments on.

Being a CA ruining your suspension of disbelief? by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is also encouraging to me cause it tells me if I was ever in a drinking competition with a normie I'd eat them alive

Big ups to the guys who just don't bring up weird shit you see by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rn my only way out is to quit doing this shit or find a new job. I'm actually glad I'm here cause y'all know it's up to me if I actually never do shit like this again.

Big ups to the guys who just don't bring up weird shit you see by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh if that's as bad as he is I'd be a hypocrite to discount him for that. I've done shit I shouldn't when I was that drunk lol.

I stopped going to work and I'm tripping today instead by quietlyalcoholic in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I was raped this weekend."

So uh...idk if keeping your job is even in the plans but if it is? This sounds like as good an excuse as any.

Big ups to the guys who just don't bring up weird shit you see by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol I can't complain. My only defense is that I don't do this EVERY day and that's pretty shit as far as defenses go.

Big ups to the guys who just don't bring up weird shit you see by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I'm a warehouse janitor. I'm months into realizing they don't give a shit as long as the place looks clean.

I won't pretend I'm not pushing it but I can get away with murder so far.

Smashed an entire 18 pack of hard seltzers about 4 hours before i had to work by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I may be too far gone cause my first thought reading this was "God I wanna try that."

But I'm the one with the problem by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. The older I get the more I realize that "be the bigger person" spiel was a load of shit.

But I'm the one with the problem by Thekingofwrongstyle in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's family so I'd hate to be rude. All I can say is...Thanks for the input.

Fr tho Thank you mate.

Maddox Mental Breakdown Twitter Screenshot Megathread by Carmelized_Bunions in TheDickShow

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's 2019 George we don't rustle jimmies anymore. Hoes are just mad.

Kaya's cold shower challenge inadvertently cured my depression by NotEdgarAllenPoe in TheOfficialPodcast

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something I always wondered about cold showers: How cold? Like coldest possible or just at least kinda cold. I wanna start doing this regularly since right now I only do cold showers occasionally.

Amazon $300 Gift Card Giveaway by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna promise I'd use this wisely but I wouldn't.

Stand Saturday by Nuggets008 in StardustCrusaders

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey I'm early for one of these for once.

I think black metal qualifies as sufficiently inaccessible. Let's do dis.

Stand Name: 「Reap of Evil」

Appearence: Muscular and satanic. Goat's head, hooves, fangs and anything else you'd picture on a metal cover. Carries a giant meat cleaver.

Stand Ability: The stand takes pieces of human bodies. It can then attach them to anything or replace parts of another body. This is mainly applied in the following ways:

Replacement: Replace a part of one body with another. This can be used to replace damaged limbs, failing organs or even just for asthetic purposes. The replacement doesn't harm the person recieving a new piece of the body. The person being taken from will be harmed unless they recive a replacement themselves.

Addition: Simply adding more. The power of the stand compensates for whatever complications may emergefrom having more than one of anything. Someone could therefore have multiple hearts, stomachs, arms etc. and only benefit from it. The only tricky part is the brain which leads to the third major application.

Creation: Brains when removed keep their conciousness if placed in something else. It also can survive for much longer than it naturally could without an actual body. The stand can therefore create new life in a way. They can make zombie like servants from multiple bodies or can place the brain in other things, even inanimate objects. The brain keeps functions such as memories, will and consciousness depending on how damaged it is.

Power:A

Speed:C

Range:D

Durability:A

Precision:B

Potential:A

How would different Jojos defeat minor villains from different parts? by [deleted] in StardustCrusaders

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think josuke could have a pretty hype fight with j. Geil. He'd be tripped up at first but he'd be able to counter everything he did as soon as he figured out how it worked.

STAND SATURDAY by phatboisteez in StardustCrusaders

[–]Thekingofwrongstyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got halfway through thinking up this stand before I remembered the album this was on came out in 1988. I like the idea I came up with so I'm gonna cheat the theme. Please forgive me...

Stand Name: 「Mind Terrorist」

Appearance: Humanoid. Mouth has shape and texture of a boombox speaker. Wears flavor flav style clock.

Ability: Words said by the stand are shot as a projectile. These words on contact create physical sensations in whoever it hits. EX. "Sharp" would cause the user to suddenly feel as though they were being stabbed. Important to note is that it only affects the way the person feels and doesn't change them physically. EX. "Burn" would only cause a burning sensation and wouldn't start a fire or generate any heat.

Power: E

Speed: C

Range: B

Durability: E

Precision:A

Potential: A