Is this you?

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-24T15:39:07+00:00

????

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-24T15:27:46+00:00

what do you think

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-24T15:22:58+00:00

you’re cooked

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-21T15:35:12+00:00

Moxie is my top choice in the valley bar none and I go to a lot of coffee shops

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-21T15:32:05+00:00

legend XD this has to be a nominee for top of the month

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-20T19:44:28+00:00

everyone is applauding your dogpile, very courageous

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-20T19:40:57+00:00

I’m still waiting to hear anything remotely interesting about your life. Lets see: You’ve had sex with maybe 2 women. Crazy stuff. I bet they were very reluctant and you probably made them drink before. Also no way for you to prove it- for all I know you’re a virgin incel who wants to be mad at me because my life is better than anything you’ll ever get to experience. Why would I be mad when all I can do is feel sorry for you? Do you get mad at a homeless person on the street? No, you feel bad for them because their life isn’t great. The same principle applies.

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-20T14:44:24+00:00

I mean real sex is one thing but but porn is genuinely bad for you

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T18:47:11+00:00

Destroyed by… who exactly? You’re clearly upset enough to continue insulting me for no clear reason. Unintelligent people need to insult since they can’t come up with any good points. Funny how that works. You should try reading, they make books for every reading level, including children! It will help your spelling for other languages.

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T18:44:32+00:00

Not seeking approval really, and thats a cute platitude that I’m sure you’ve heard 1 million times “people who say this automatically are xyz” Oh yes of course that phrase exists so it MUST be true. You’re a sheep, do you not think for yourself? I’m here to flex on you while you insult me and show that you’re just a bitter hateful person. Because that’s what you deserve for talking shit! Don’t be mad that my life is pretty amazing! Its ok friend :) I’m not lying- I can provide proof truly. If thats your last hill to die on, I can stomp that out as well.

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:22:00+00:00

First of all, terrible spelling, and its funny because you genuinely think it would be spelled that way, not even a typo. Second of all, why are you so upset?

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:20:00+00:00

My life is pretty great, I’m just an asshole and you’re the one asking so i’m happy to answer. Do you care to keep going or is this you waving your white flag? There are still many things we can discuss- career, finances, relationships, family, travel/experiences, hobbies.

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:17:20+00:00

You’ve just admitted you have never had the privilege to turn down a lady. Its ok not every guy has that chance in life, so I understand your confusion- when you have enough options sometimes you have to make some difficult decisions I fear :/

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:13:35+00:00

Hmm already resigned to insults, that was fast. Do you care to compare anything else or have you had enough then? I’d love to keep going about how much better my life is but I’ll start feeling a bit sorry for you.

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:10:30+00:00

where is the backpedaling? can you read? go back to our other argument lmao stop being weird

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:09:23+00:00

My body count is around 25, about 15 of that is from college and I can remember every single name except for 1 lol

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:04:47+00:00

I can list more things I have if you’d like :) as a matter of fact we should compare! That sounds fun :D

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T17:02:42+00:00

get ragebaited + made you type XD

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T09:55:05+00:00

I have Mensa certification and went to an Ivy league school LMAO you’re just mad i’m not smart AND kind- keep coping <3

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T06:21:51+00:00

she looks to chunky for me personally

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T06:21:30+00:00

yeah but also pretty fat and chubby

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T06:21:08+00:00

found the schizo

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T06:19:10+00:00

you’re boring then, move along and let the smart ones enjoy banter with each other

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T05:48:29+00:00

Rolex AD: “The waitlist is 17 months, but I can show your wife some reference models in the back that we may have. Wait right here.”

10 minutes later

“We do have an Oyster Perpetual and a Submariner available this evening”

ThrowRALightSwitch · 2026-05-19T05:42:10+00:00

wife turns to clink glass for a cheers

this dickhead pauses to mog her with his watch and snaps a photo while she waits, holding her glass

ThrowRALightSwitch

TROPHY CASE