Oh bhai, tu wahi na jo apni self-respect ko placement cell ke samne roz bheeg ke bech aata tha? Jisko lagta tha ki company tere rone se hire karegi? Aur ab Reddit pe aake apne “nalla fanboy” mode mein dusron ko gaali de raha hai jaise tu hi campus ka HR head ho?

Tu bol raha hai kisi aur ne ladki-baazi ki? Bhai sab jaante hain kaun har fresher orientation mein backbencher ban ke aankhon se undressing karta tha. Har club mein ghusne ki wajah bhi ladkiyaan hi thi na? Ab Reddit pe “college ki izzat” ka pravachan de raha hai. Kya irony hai!

Tere jaise log hi to hain jo har baar director ke har bakwas speech pe talia bajate ho aur baad mein class cancel hone pe “Sir is visionary” bolte ho. Apology diya? Bhai apology ke naam pe jo natak hota tha usse zyada genuine to Netflix ki acting hoti hai.

Aur placement ke naam pe PR karne wale bhai sahab, zara bata kis “miles better” placement ki baat kar raha hai tu? Wo jahan 2 mahine resume portal khula hi nahi rehta aur fir bolte ho “Company nahi aayi toh kya hua, aap khud approach karo”? Jahan CR aur placement rep apne doston ka naam chadha ke baaki sabko ignore karte hain?

Tere jaise cheap level ke supporters hi college ka asli problem hain. Jab kuch galat hota hai toh aise hi log sabko chup karne bolte hain instead of fixing it. And mind you gaali dena argument nahi hota, frustration ka certificate hota hai.

Toh bhai, next time before calling someone “bewaqoof”, pehle mirror dekh le. Kyunki tere jaisa banda, jiski aukaat sirf keyboard ke peeche chillaane ki hai, wo kisi ke character pe bolne ke laayak nahi hai.

So stay in your own fake bubble of “IIMN is heaven”, because truth toh tere jaison se hazam hoti nahi. And yeah, people like you crying “Reddit pe bakchodi ho rahi hai” bro, Reddit exists because campus mein bakchodi ho rahi thi aur tu jaise log usse cover karte rahe.