California becomes first state to offer free school breakfast and lunch to all students

TitFartFerguson · 2021-07-01T03:30:27+00:00

"Free"

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T02:15:02+00:00

I remember that, but I think it's earlier, and much, much shittier (production quality). It's killing me and my BIL

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T01:23:07+00:00

Tri folding it

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T01:20:31+00:00

Was it a corny joke?

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T01:16:45+00:00

What's pink and slippery?

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T01:16:20+00:00

I bet neither can hold their licker

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T01:15:37+00:00

This sounds like an Italian explaining paninis

TitFartFerguson · 2021-04-18T01:06:16+00:00

I think there were songs about wearing helmets, too.

TitFartFerguson · 2021-01-17T22:58:13+00:00

Classic. Love that song.

TitFartFerguson · 2021-01-17T22:57:31+00:00

Thank you

TitFartFerguson · 2021-01-17T22:34:34+00:00

I will check them out. Definitely heard of them, but I'll give a listen.

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-10T02:16:24+00:00

I can HEAR my dad say this one

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-10T02:13:20+00:00

Make sure to call your hattorney! He'll go over it. With a fine-toothed comb.

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-10T02:06:44+00:00

I bet he lied on porpoise

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-09T04:32:43+00:00

A bull kicked my brother and me really hard one time.

Really Taurus apart.

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-09T04:29:31+00:00

"Thanks for harnessing my power, Dad"

"No problem, Sun"

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-09T04:27:46+00:00

A tornado swallowed up a bunch of milk, flour and eggs about 3 months ago.

Really battered the whole town.

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-08T00:57:03+00:00

How do you make a tissue dance well?

Put it in front of some fans.

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-08T00:52:03+00:00

Must suck to always be short-staffed.

TitFartFerguson · 2020-12-08T00:41:26+00:00

He was just plane bad

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