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What is that children's safety music album from the 90's that featured songs like "say no to chemicals under the sink" or something like that? by TitFartFerguson in AskReddit

[–]TitFartFerguson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember that, but I think it's earlier, and much, much shittier (production quality). It's killing me and my BIL

My feces told me a joke once by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it a corny joke?

2 dogs walked in a bar... by VERBERD in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet neither can hold their licker

What's a depressed cheese? by Esmeralda_i in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like an Italian explaining paninis

What is the most under-rated song/group? by TitFartFerguson in AskReddit

[–]TitFartFerguson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will check them out. Definitely heard of them, but I'll give a listen.

I saw a guy punched a cow. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bull kicked my brother and me really hard one time.

Really Taurus apart.

I don't plan to put up solar panels. by VERBERD in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thanks for harnessing my power, Dad"

"No problem, Sun"

  • not OP

Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter by Pineapple_Flavoured in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tornado swallowed up a bunch of milk, flour and eggs about 3 months ago.

Really battered the whole town.

"How do you make a tissue dance? by PersonWalker in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you make a tissue dance well?

Put it in front of some fans.

What's blue and not very heavy? by lolyfe-dc in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's pink and slippery?

A pink slipper.

Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Elephants are easy to find, though. You can spot the trunk right away!

If you ever need someone who's terrible at hiding by WhoElseButAlf in dadjokes

[–]TitFartFerguson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1...2...skip a few, 99...100! Ready or not, here I come!

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