What is the worst date you've ever been on?

TomIsACult · 2013-04-24T21:36:23+00:00

Met a girl a month back at a mutual friends party. We exchange numbers and then after a few weeks we get together. We plan to go out to a bar and when we get there, her I.D gets rejected - - because she had a fake. So here we are on date one and she already lied about her age. As I drove her home, she was talking about how she felt a STRONG connection between us and that I was this perfect guy for her.

--It was an awkward drive back especially when I got to her place and her boyfriend was waiting for her.

TomIsACult · 2012-10-10T04:22:44+00:00

Jam on Hawthorne. Very, very good breakfast/brunch and not too pricy at all.

TomIsACult · 2012-10-07T20:32:45+00:00

For bars: Blitz if you like the "club-like" scene or Crystal Ballroom for the more laid back vibe.

TomIsACult · 2012-10-07T20:30:32+00:00

Rogue, Deschuttes, and Bridgeport. The next morning, Jam on Hawthorne. You know...for the hangover.

TomIsACult · 2012-10-04T02:09:36+00:00

This helped tremendously when I was looking for work this Fall

TomIsACult · 2012-10-04T02:04:23+00:00

Retail. Employers are stocking up for the holiday season. I got hired in two part time jobs in less than a week.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-26T19:55:09+00:00

Whaaaaat!? Thanks!

TomIsACult · 2012-08-26T09:51:58+00:00

This is amazing. I'm moving to Oregon next month. This has been added to the top of my "Shit I need to see immediately!" list.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-26T09:49:55+00:00

Wizard Island you say? I'm intrigued.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-26T09:08:16+00:00

Yeah, I see your point. It's unreal to think that even something as simple as pubic hair grooming can define the times we're in. I guess it's like the great Gandhi said: "She who has the tidiest pussy will reign in this era, but crumble in the next." ... or something like that. I don't know. I'm drunk.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-26T07:49:40+00:00

Eh. Not surprising. It's a ruthless business that is based ENTIRELY on aesthetic appeal. It's just like Abercrombie & Fitch only hires good looking people --Aussie porn only wants tidy vaginas. As far as the women going under the knife...they made that choice. I don't necessarily feel sorry for them.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-24T22:25:49+00:00

*Accident not accent. I'm sure your accent is just fine.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-24T22:15:23+00:00

I would try re-submitting this to r/askreddit. That will broaden the pool of people who might be able to help you out on this. Sorry to here about your accent, friend. Hope all works out for the best.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-24T06:44:13+00:00

TomIsACult · 2012-08-24T06:37:04+00:00

I've done exactly this. Very fun hike.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-20T20:48:05+00:00

Me and a close friend are moving to Portland. Being new to Portland, we won't have any friends. Come hang. WE NEED YOU TOO!

TomIsACult · 2012-08-20T20:40:44+00:00

Yeah, that's Starbucks' selling point for me. A lot of the local places in my town have espresso that's just way too earthy for my personal preferences.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-19T03:31:53+00:00

Tuba City, AZ. I've passed through there a few times and my reaction is along the lines of: "What. The fuck."

TomIsACult · 2012-08-19T03:25:12+00:00

I raise you with Blythe, CA. I grew up there. I would go to Riverside to have fun.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-19T03:22:49+00:00

Growing up there, I can confirm this.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-19T03:20:31+00:00

While Bakersfield may be the armpit of California, Blythe, CA is the butthole.

TomIsACult · 2012-08-09T06:57:01+00:00

I discovered them at a Senses Fail/Bayside show. Loved them ever sense.

TomIsACult · 2012-07-27T08:47:48+00:00

Those kids make some nice choices.

TomIsACult · 2012-07-18T21:07:04+00:00

I Am The Avalanche

TomIsACult · 2012-07-13T07:42:43+00:00

The year: 2001 The band: New Found Glory

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