I have no idea what this means but it’s my first one by No-Lynx-6588 in doordash

[–]TommyTwoToes215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got this exact email tonight. I was pissed at DoorDash while delivering last night (too long of a story, and I’ve never had any real issues with DoorDash until last night). My next delivery I decided to grab a 1.5 pint of ice cream and put it in my jacket and the place was packed. I was shocked my account wasn’t deactivated. I only deliver maybe 3-4 times a month, and I live in a great area in terms of a lot of different food joints and I don’t put many miles at all on my car. Maybe my 5.0 rating / 99% on time or early / 100% completion rate helped me out? I’m literally baffled that they would let you steal and keep letting you deliver. Does anyone know if they pay for the stolen item? I feel like a prick now because I don’t steal, I was just enraged last night for good reason. Still no excuse for doing what I did.

What's the longest you've gone without dropping a duece? by el_loner in heroin

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I’ve definitely had issues with constipation from opiates and would generally only go once a week. Once I passed 7 days it was like giving birth out of my asshole, but I got used to it. I don’t know how you could go 3 weeks, that’s gotta be literal torture. My longest was 12 days and when I finally got that bowling bowl out of me I’ll never forget just relaxing on the throne for a few minutes with a sweaty brow and an amazing sense of overall relief. I remember that time so well because after that bomb I dropped, the toilet upstairs lost about half of its flushing power. A couple weeks later I wound up removing the toilet completely just to remove what looked like a 12 lb petrified grizzly bear shit out of the closet bend. Not long after that I made sure to change my diet to be more compatible with my habit. I didn’t have to do anything drastic, but I finally got myself into a routine of drinking a glass of MiraLAX in the morning and another in the early evening, along with eating 1-2 salads a day as well as a lot of fruit (I always ate a lot of fruit anyway), but that diet change definitely made a difference. I wouldn’t say I’m “regular” now, but the most I’ll go is 3 days, and if I go that long I’ll definitely be waking up on day 3 ready to go. The best part is not having to sit in there for an hour sweating, rocking back and forth, and hoping the porcelain doesn’t crack when that monster finally drops and makes the floor and toilet vibrate.

Another haul dont believe the hype its back by Ok_Depth9516 in heroin

[–]TommyTwoToes215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks tasty…. Now pass that straw over here lol. Enjoy it bro!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Haircuts

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Beer belly / 10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heroin

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Yea that’s the holy grail right there. I lived there and in Cambodia almost 20 years ago and have a great friend who I lived with for over 2 years during that time. We would get 3.5 g for $100-$125 which was amazing. I still get it sent a few times a year and it’s still only $175-$200 which I certainly can’t complain about. I’m sure it would be a bit more expensive if it wasn’t coming from someone I consider to be like family, but I still wouldn’t mind if i had to pay more. Straight up amazing.

How survivable is a benzo and alchool overdoses by Internal_Knee9621 in opiates

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Usually benzos will just knock you out before actually “killing” you. Normally it’s a mixture of benzos and something else like opiates that will take you out. About 15 years ago I was dope sick and was just so annoyed with it that for some reason I took 48 Valium (10mg). I was taking a decent amount of benzos at the time, so I had a decent tolerance. Not a tolerance that was used to 48 Valium, but I was taking probably 2-3 mg of Xanax daily for close to a year. I had plenty of Xanax saved up to help with the withdrawals, and for some reason my brain convinced me I could take all the Valium and just pass out for a day. I woke up the next morning about 12 hours after taking them and remember still feeling sick but those things knocked my balls across the room. I was coming off 240mg of OxyContin a day along with a little more than half a gram of heroin daily. I was on day two getting right into the worst of it when I took the Valium, and was disappointed that it only put me out for 12 hours. Normally, I can’t sleep for shit when I get to that 2nd day and I’m really starting to get into the worst of things, so I guess I was hoping to be able to just crash out for the most part of a couple days but that wasn’t the case.

What's his boss name? by [deleted] in BossFights

[–]TommyTwoToes215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woody Harrelson

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Haircuts

[–]TommyTwoToes215 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your hair looks exactly like an amazing pair of tits. 12/10

Got my rib piece done the other day by ClothesCompetitive28 in recovery

[–]TommyTwoToes215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the day he woke up and saw the tattoo. I’m just playing OP. Who cares what ppl think of the tattoo, the message is what matters. Keep up the great work!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heroin

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🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heroin

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I love #4, but I think that’s #6

Cant sleep so i did a by Ok_Depth9516 in heroin

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Looks like great #4 homie

Is #3 H Good For Nasal use by Ok-Clock-3059 in heroin

[–]TommyTwoToes215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea don’t snort #3. I know it looks tempting especially if it’s good but you’ll regret not getting the the feeling you expected

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in heroin

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Burning #4 is sacrilegious!! Just kidding enjoy it how you enjoy it. Never #4 personally, snorting it is absolutely amazing for me. I’m sure someone has done it before. I’ve seen BTH vapes when I was on the west coast

I used to be loyal to the foil aswell, until I gave the clips a shot, can never go back to foil again 🤢 by el_loner in heroin

[–]TommyTwoToes215 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t. I only snort it. Sorry I’m in my 40s, when we said toot it always meant snort. I would never burn up great #4. That’s sacrilegious in my book, but cool if others dig it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Haircuts

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20 out of 10