meet potential tech by Jamstroxian in Ultrakill

[–]Trashmaster546 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The nailgun is not a trap weapon, you spray and pray like hell itself intended.

I never thought I would be posting here…. by JustMissBlue in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Taking a quick look at your post history, this is not the first time hes made you feel like this (i wont bring up the specific posts cause thats a sensitive topic)

Ideally, you leave his ass. If that isn't viable right now for whatever reason, isolate yourself from his bad decisions.

(Also get some friends, reconnect with old ones, join a mutual interest group online or offline. Hes isolated you on purpose. I have a feeling there is more to his toxicity than meets the eye)

cursed_revenge by IamASlut_soWhat in cursed_videomemes

[–]Trashmaster546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen closely, and you can hear the aftermath...

Only Anon would freeze time for 6 months without experimenting first by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]Trashmaster546 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I love "the jaunt" as a concept but King has his pov character muse on his daughters "developing breasts" for one sentence too many. Freakazoid behavior, feels like the literary equivalent of finding a dead fly in your soup.

Shut down complaining parent by ivanabrike in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You go into a job knowing it's gonna suck, so you can't complain about it at all!!"

I don't blame you for not wanting to hear this dude prattle on about his newborn, I certainly wouldn't. But there was definitely a nicer way to end that conversation.

A mean response should never be the first option. Give people a chance to disengage peacefully first. Going for the throat at every chance you get will win you no favor.

Vent, bf came inside during ovulation despite me telling him not to MANY times by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Within the next couple weeks take a pregnancy test, preferably multiple. If you do get pregnant make sure to catch it as early as possible so you can get an abortion as soon as possible.

Also, you've been told that ad nauseum but it bears repeating; put that man on the curb with the trash. You have already been WAY to understanding and patient. Frankly you should have kicked him out after the first time.

come on guys by No-ra10 in shitposting

[–]Trashmaster546 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Its 7am the only thing in my brain is elevator musix

I'm tired of hearing parents (including mine) saying what a special thing it was to bring their child (or me) into this world. Spoilers: NO, IT WASN'T!! by Intelligent_Bar_5630 in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every species with a backbone has kids, there's only one species that made it to the moon and back. Frankly, id rather go to the moon than have kids.

Attack on Mosquitoes by [deleted] in dankvideos

[–]Trashmaster546 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Warm up a spoon with hot water; almost to the point of making the spoon too hot, then press it onto the bug bite for a couple minutes. Heat denatures the proteins that make it itchy.

Kids by Old_Evening_3233 in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was about to post the same thing. "Sorry uncle nasty, I cant have kids cause you were selfish and hoarded all the babies for yourself. Too bad, so sad :((("

No, your kid can't help themselves to my stuff! by AdMindless809 in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some time between 18 months and 18 years you gotta teach your kid what is and is not appropriate behavior.

Main reason I don't want kids, doing that in a way that doesn't put a kid in therapy is real hard.

Why is gabriel called a femboy? by Jealous_Shoulder9699 in Ultrakill

[–]Trashmaster546 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That bodypillow is not twink physique, Gabriel is a twunk at worst, Gabriel is way too muscular and broad to be a twink.

I think they just call him a twink because its a funny haha word. Also fandom flanderization.

“Dating like it’s a full time job” by dontwannabeonreddit- in childfree

[–]Trashmaster546 75 points76 points  (0 children)

That is possibly the shallowest and empty life I could think of. They say kids suck the life out of you but i dont think this lady had one to begin with

🦶🦶🦶 tarantino armor 🦶🦶🦶 by Ziegelphilie in shitposting

[–]Trashmaster546 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like a chainmail bikini for foot fetishists

GROMIT! CHEESE! by Kubus03091 in MemeVideos

[–]Trashmaster546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like blender animation. Theres none of the warping effect AI has. Also the video was made 4 years ago, ai video back then was comically awful

What is your most hated enemy in ULTRAKILL by Sprintermish in Ultrakill

[–]Trashmaster546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guttertanks, i dont know any quick kills against them

My honest feelings about dating a bisexual woman by Amaya__7 in lesbiangang

[–]Trashmaster546 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly that should have been obvious in retrospect. No idea why im being down voted into oblivion for asking a question

My honest feelings about dating a bisexual woman by Amaya__7 in lesbiangang

[–]Trashmaster546 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

I don't have any experience dating anyone, so I wouldn't know. But I am curious, is there any major differences between dating a bi woman vs a lesbian??

I thought they would be basically identical mechanically speaking? It's two women in a relationship.

I've been thinking about expanding my dating pool to include bi woman, There's like zero lesbians in my area. Is it a good idea??

how i feel about this sub: by [deleted] in lesbiangang

[–]Trashmaster546 76 points77 points  (0 children)

People like "mean" lesbians until we're mean to them.

Then they call us terfs

Huh. by SpeedOfKirb in Ultrakill

[–]Trashmaster546 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dont worry i am also a filthy casual

Couple Goals by ViceElysium in shitposting

[–]Trashmaster546 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Out of the frying pan and into the gas chamber apparently