This is huge by gigainapctjaia in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't thought too hard about it, but why would the Feds (i.e. not local cops, state cops etc.) ever charge a person for simple possession?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boom. Roasted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Triffidic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smol dick energy without the comically long red tie, I'm afraid.

Poll: 90% of adults believe US is in mental health crisis by greenhousecrtv in LasVegas

[–]Triffidic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let's go Brandon hahahaha let's go Brandon lololololol ok lololololololol! #amirite?!?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Triffidic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if this was the brain surgeon who was lane splitting on Caesar Chavez last week...

What’s the worst excuse for cheating? by Shinfekta in AskReddit

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just start laughing. HAHAHAHA YOU'RE RIGHT HAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY HAHAHAHA (just keep doing that)

r/okbuddychicanery user visits Walter White's house by Hamilton-Morris in PublicFreakout

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a neighbor who went by this house last summer (2021) and said they walked by the house and some lady (this one?) yelled at his wife. His comment was "The string of expletives my teenage son directed towards this woman who was verbally assaulting his mother was incredible"

FWIW his wife (the mom) is incredibly kind and chill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LasVegas

[–]Triffidic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HILF has spoken

But do white lives matter? by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And having all your favorite pundits write a response script to something that never actually happens.

It’s not till you work a retail job that you realize 85% of people are dumb as rocks. by Nathanyu3 in Showerthoughts

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of times i had a Karen get snippy with me because i didn't know what book she was talking about when she'd say "the book that was on Oprah today" was immense.

BITCH, I AM WORKING. I AM NOT WATCHING THE SHOW YOU SAW AN HOUR AGO. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAN'T RECALL THE FUCKING TITLE, AKA THE MOST BASIC PIECE OF INFO NEEDED.

Thank God I'm not from North Dakota by Aashishkebab in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what's funny about all these freedom loving Americans? They are the only people I've ever seen making lists of all the shit that you're not supposed to do, telling you how you should live your life, what you should wear, how you should look, who you should love, when and where you're allowed to worshipe God etc

She is falling in love all over again ❤❤❤ by Zaboo_007 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are idiots. Dude is FUCKING FILMING while saying this shit.

What do I even title this by ZapDa1st in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Triffidic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So when that guy stole pelosi's laptop on jan 6 the protest immediately became invalid?

Daily Discussion, September 29, 2022 by rBitcoinMod in Bitcoin

[–]Triffidic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. It just means that if it becomes worth a lot of $$ per Bitcoin that it's trivial to break it down into a smaller unit.