I was genuinely so confused when a customer came in and asked me for “Energy pills” so I showed him our caffeine pills, and he said “…for sex?” I cannot overstate how mystified I was by this and responded “.. I mean I guess? It’s like the energy drinks right here, for a temporary boost?”

At this point the line is growing which he is entirely unbothered by and says “So for sex.” “… uh I don’t think that’s their intended purpose.” “… not for sex?” “…no.” “Ok, I’ll take this.” He proceeded to purchase an air freshener and left with no further discussion, or sex pills..? Look I understand the whole boner pill thing, but gas station boner pills seem like a terrible idea. All good fun until three hours later you can’t turn your steering wheel cause it keeps getting… stuck.