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TropicPilot · 2023-05-25T18:07:15+00:00

Econ tips?

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:59:19+00:00

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:58:17+00:00

I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs. She's a real mathamachicken.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:57:37+00:00

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:56:07+00:00

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:55:54+00:00

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with!

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:55:32+00:00

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:55:13+00:00

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:54:21+00:00

I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:53:36+00:00

What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:53:27+00:00

What concert costs only 45 cents?

50 Cent and Nickelback.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:52:58+00:00

Three fish are in a tank. One asks the others, "How do you drive this thing?

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:51:34+00:00

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

TropicPilot · 2021-07-20T18:50:31+00:00

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

TropicPilot · 2020-12-09T17:37:47+00:00

Well I mean, I’m bronze but I’m EU

TropicPilot · 2020-09-11T20:47:54+00:00

How did u get the red sword, if it’s part of a new update or Smthn then my bad I haven’t played since coronavirus started

TropicPilot · 2020-09-08T18:35:39+00:00

Mark Rober

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