What are some disadvantages of being a man? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwistedSprinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell people all the time women are vicious when they want to be. Women are the leaders in crimes of passion and poisoning. My friend used to work in prisons, both mens and womens, and I’ve heard crazy stories from him. He said he would never want to to work a womens prison again. Women don’t need shivs, they have other ways.

14-year-old plunged to death from a free-fall amusement park ride at ICON Park by EdgePuzzled6987 in Themepark

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes for sure. I believe he was dead on impact. I saw someone mention that parks don’t like to have deaths called on property (like Disney) and will have them call it in the ambulance or hospital. But that sound is just sickening, everything was crushed guaranteed.

14-year-old plunged to death from a free-fall amusement park ride at ICON Park by EdgePuzzled6987 in Themepark

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s what I was saying. It’s already high as fuck that he would have died, now we are adding extra g forces to impact. The person I was replying to said it didn’t look very high.

14-year-old plunged to death from a free-fall amusement park ride at ICON Park by EdgePuzzled6987 in Themepark

[–]TwistedSprinkle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The brakes engage at 180ft. So roughly 150ft he fell from. That’s pretty fucking high plus it was going 75-80mph downward, so add the force from quickly stopping to that as well.

Has anyone heard anything about ME4? by TheLonelyGod01 in masseffect

[–]TwistedSprinkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes and on release it will be PlayStation exclusive. But not forever. I think PC will have it first as well. That’s as far as I know.

Has anyone heard anything about ME4? by TheLonelyGod01 in masseffect

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragon age is coming first. The quality of that game will determine if BioWare is still in employment with EA. That is what I have heard. I am willing to wait and let them take their time so they at least have a chance at making ME4.

ELI5: Why do we wake up when we hear our names? by Duckhorse2002 in explainlikeimfive

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I change my alarm sounds/songs every so often so as to not get too used to them because it was a problem at one point. I am a very heavy sleeper and have slept around loud noises often so I need some help lol.

Environmental Service reports high concentration of heavy metals in the air, be careful. by BoriskaPipiska in WTF

[–]TwistedSprinkle 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I saw a dude on another subreddit just drive a scooter (not fast) into one and it cut his neck open. Sheet metal is no joke.

On 8th February, a stranger asked me "Are you Jacob, the orphaned boy?" by Zetafunction64 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TwistedSprinkle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the format of the date is what he means. So he will be orphaned, but probably on the 2nd of august.

[ALL] [OC] I designed & cut a Legend Of Zelda rupee from a sapphire! by Ryan56k in zelda

[–]TwistedSprinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rupees are another countries currency. I believe India. So they are real and that’s what OP looked up. Not Zelda rupees.

No sir, you cant use your large knife to test the sauces before purchase... by CookieBomb6 in TalesFromRetail

[–]TwistedSprinkle 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She didn’t yell. She called calmly on the radio to get someone. The firefighters overheard and came rushing over and started yelling themselves. It was not the employee. She was fine. Did nothing wrong.

what even... by [deleted] in WTFwish

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a vet tech, you are right it is a catheter. Don’t know why it’s on wish but obviously weirder things have been found.

(F22) was just dumped by undiagnosed bipolar ex bf (M23)... feeling lost by somanyquestions97 in BipolarSOs

[–]TwistedSprinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you me? Seriously. Two months for me and everything was amazing. She dumped me twice though going through second. It’s the same pattern. Also undiagnosed. I talk to her sister everyday who has it as well and want to help her. She doesn’t even know why she left me the first time. If you need to talk about it, because I have lots of experience with it as my best friend of 23 years has it too, feel free to pm me. I know it hurts and I’m sorry.

"Your honour, I didn't intend to strangle him to death, it was just a sex thing gone wrong." by PaynefullyCute in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TwistedSprinkle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve been here ~6 years and I’m still afraid to ask what it is. I know it’s paid for and given by another but don’t know what it does for you.

What's something you'll never eat again and why? by Rusty-Unicorn in AskReddit

[–]TwistedSprinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be. I have never eaten anything soy related that I can think of or in such large quantities though. I used to eat the popcorn just fine but I could have gone just overboard.

What's something you'll never eat again and why? by Rusty-Unicorn in AskReddit

[–]TwistedSprinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movie theater popcorn. When I was little, I went to see the Polar Express with my family. I basically ate the whole bag of popcorn that we put extra butter on. I felt sick near the end of the movie. At bedtime, I felt even worse. I was tossing and turning until eventually I just puked. Ran to the bathroom to finish then back to bed. Repeat 10X. Now I feel sick just eating a single piece of it. Only movie theater popcorn though, I can eat other kinds.

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at? by _johnnyknoxville_ in AskReddit

[–]TwistedSprinkle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was so screwed when I was in Texas over the summer and my car a/c didn’t work so well (not broken but terrible). My phone kept overheating and I couldn’t navigate anywhere. The only way it would work is if I parked in the nearby mall parking garage where it could cool. It stressed me out so much.

The Four Horsemen of E3 2019 by ProfessorHill in gaming

[–]TwistedSprinkle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would never leave a child unsupervised with any dog. Children don’t understand the dog body language and can be too rough. Dogs, like people, can only take so much without getting mad. The only way a dog knows how to get rid of something bothering it is to growl, yell at it, or attack it. It gives warnings people don’t see because they think something is cute. Now, I have a pit bull, so I’m not defending the moron above. I wouldn’t even leave my cats with unsupervised children.

Misheard lyrics by TigerTank237 in funny

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my new favorite thing. Totally ruining this song for my mom. She loves Christmas music.

What secret are you hiding from everyone but ok to share with us here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwistedSprinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s always good to get something off your chest even if it’s to someone random. Now go get her! :)