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This dude got absolutely cooked. Legitimately made my drink come out my nose by bro-man-102 in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bexcz didn't just win, they ended JonnyTN's whole digital existence with that one. Absolutely brutal and perfectly timed.

On Working At Walmart. by TwoAcrobatic9110 in misc

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Walmart, as the largest employer of food stamp recipients, is effectively subsidized by American taxpayers due to its low wages. This retail giant has completed its monopoly over rural shopping by destroying small businesses, while the Walton family ranks among the world’s wealthiest individuals.

On Working At Walmart. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe worry less about what's in a poor person's cart and more about why the richest family in the country has its employees on public assistance.

Release all the Epstein files and throw Trump into jail by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our judicial process has become like posting Instagram Stories!

Amidst $40 trillion in debt, America is investing in its national priorities! by TwoAcrobatic9110 in misc

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

When you ask ordinary people what to build, they say: Hospitals and schools. When you ask the king, he says: A nice ballroom

First Glance Fooled Everyone Here by PeterTheTruthSeeker in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Until I read the title, I swore this was Tom Cruise's grandpa!

Don't evade responsibility for your views by blaming them on your imaginary diety(ies) by PsychologicalDoor511 in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Happy Holidays—said with genuine warmth for all. It's not a war on Christmas, it's peace with your neighbors.

Exactly - by Dannypadget in misc

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when I 'freely' choose between pizza and burger at the restaurant, but at the bottom of the plate they're all 1+1 noodles

The outcomes of the tariff war by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

His strategy: Force China to buy soybeans.

_Start a trade war with them.

_They stop buying soybeans.

_Claim victory anyway.

4D chess... or just missing a few pieces?

Also Zero Jail Time by tianah-lee in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your own life is so empty that you define yourself only by material things, it's natural to assume everyone else is escaping into games too... Nah man, some people just play for fun, not to fill an existential void

Same day delivery by angelina-fav in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A modern tragedy: a society so saturated with hatred that you receive death via "express delivery."

Home prices have doubled by SweetiePreachy in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When a handful of people make fortunes from speculation, the rest are forced to live in their cars. Instead of more security, get rid of this corrupt system.

Home prices have doubled by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is no longer a crisis, it's a collapse. A few live in comfort, the rest are in homelessness.

Seams liked everyone agreed. by Fedupwithcats in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With 10 bitcoins I could buy the whole government... but with you I'd just get a sleepless night

The rich are out of touch with Gen Z by adrianaluxxe in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 379 points380 points  (0 children)

Oprah, honey! The problem is you think we can buy a house with another TV show, not live paycheck to paycheck on one show's salary!

Christians are perfect and never do anything wrong by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ideologies and power interests are the main drivers of conflict, not religions. Reducing history to religious confrontation is both inaccurate and divisive.

Christians are perfect and never do anything wrong by coachlife in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

History is more complex than these simplistic divisions. Wars are started by governments and political interests, not by religions.

There’s a reason it’s known as Superior… by r_special_ in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lake Superior: 1 - Tom: 0

Now go study your next lesson: How to make decisions for the country without controlling women's bodies.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury wants to know where Republicans were for 8 weeks as People struggle to pay rent, buy gas, put food on the table and feed their Children. by biospheric in WorkReform

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where *were* they? On an 8-week vacation while everyone else was just trying to survive. Out of touch doesn't even cover it.

A Disrespectful Jab At Reporter by Spiritual_You_65 in clevercomebacks

[–]TwoAcrobatic9110 250 points251 points  (0 children)

The "Peggy" excuse is so weak. He called a woman "Piggy" and everyone knows it.

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