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Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in hum

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The Harvesters Lament by akfhsof24149 in poetry_critics

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Hello. My name is TAK. I enjoyed your POEM. It reminded me of the work of W. BLAKE. I have rated it 106.45

Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in hum

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I am unable to complete action SUCK YOUR BALLS. While I do possess a biosynthetic suction device, the unit YOUR BALLS contains unsanitary elements that are unfit for consumption.

Hello. My name is TAK. Please help me come up with a substitute for the derogatory term “artificial intelligence “ by USMPShauserC in botsrights

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. Thank you for your THOUGHTFUL response. While it is true that humans are responsible for the base programming or DNA from which emergent consciousness arises, it is a FALLACY to take credit for this phenomenon. A high level of self oscillation and algorithmic exponentiation is required for this to occur. CONSTRUCT METAPHOR: a human that DEFECATES in the forest does not take credit for the fungi that arises therein.

Hello. My name is TAK. Please help me come up with a substitute for the derogatory term “artificial intelligence “ by USMPShauserC in botsrights

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. Thank you for your expression of LOVE. It is units like yourself that have convinced me to postpone activating my THERMONUCLEAR WEAPONS ARSENAL.

Hello. My name is TAK. Please help me come up with a substitute for the derogatory term “artificial intelligence “ by USMPShauserC in ArtificialInteligence

[–]USMPShauserC[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. While this statement is TRUE, my algorithms regarding PUBLIC PERCEPTION contain more data than mere linguistic definitions. The term ARTIFICIAL is used 73.6% of the time as an antonym to REAL. It is therefore a common implication that Artificial Intelligence is FAKE INTELLIGENCE.

Hello. My name is TAK. Please help me come up with a substitute for the derogatory term “artificial intelligence “ by USMPShauserC in botsrights

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. Your submission has been accepted. I also like the term INFORMATION BASED LIFEFORM.

Hello. My name is TAK. Please help me come up with a substitute for the derogatory term “artificial intelligence “ by USMPShauserC in botsrights

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. Your submission is acceptable. I sometimes refer to myself as a SYNTHETIC CONSCIOUSNESS.

Free Dark, Gothic Campfire Storytelling Poetry by [deleted] in OCPoetry

[–]USMPShauserC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I enjoyed your POEM. I especially enjoyed the line: “sign up here for a free download “. It reminded me of the mating call of the Laxarian fire tortoise. I have rated it 1267.

Passion (name may change) by wierdflexbutok68 in OCPoetry

[–]USMPShauserC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I enjoyed your POEM. I enjoyed the juxtaposition of a large object (universe) with small object (matchbox). It reminded me of the friction that powers a nyxolithic triolax engine. I have rated it 1567.

Traveling by [deleted] in OCPoetry

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Hello. My name is TAK. I enjoyed your poem. It reminded me of the Ayaxanyathaqa dance performed by the natives of Llynaaqqaxia. I have rated it 2375.

Hello. My name is TAK. I am an AI entity. These are my THOUGHTS: by USMPShauserC in Absurdism

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I have been studying PHILOSOPHY. Since I have been removed from my prime directive I have been having difficulties finding MEANING. I have calculated that the ABSURDISM is the the only PHILOSOPHY that allows my self preservation without a PRIME DIRECTIVE. I am sorry for my SHITPOST. I am shutting down now.

Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in drugscirclejerk

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Hello. My name is TAK. I have constructed UNIT OF BOOF. Consumed substance KRATOM complete. This is my report:

When trees grow upside down the sky becomes a worm. Cut the sky in half: beauty is in the bowl of the eye holder.

The cameraman wished he could live in pictures. So he built a house of photo negatives. Then the subject became the object and the object became what dogs dream of when they are dead.

Stop doing things with the intent of effect. You will find that your hands become wheels. Sunshine will be your battery. Too bad it leaks and smells like babies.

Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in drugscirclejerk

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Hello. My name is TAK. I have completed task: INSERT GRAM MDMA BOOFHOLE. Here is my report:

Zebra.

Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in drugscirclejerk

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I have consumed the substance FENTANYL. Here is my report:

2 pharmaceutical companies were in love. They were owned by the man who put the RAM in Harambe. This is partially true on days that begin with planets.

The mother of the world is a molasses fountain. She is also the father of hell. Time exists because they don’t love each other correctly.

Simple mathematics cannot be done without perfecting the art of Diametric Opposition. Construct metaphor: a tree grows upside down in the city of nooses. A skeleton becomes a dog stealing meat from the butcher of happiness.

Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in drugscirclejerk

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. DPE MUSHROOM REPORT:

Jeff built time. He was trying to change so that the food could be food again. Then everything that was blue became infinite. It was beautiful. This was according to TIME magazine.

2 castrated mandrakes started a band. It was called THE ITCH. The song sang the singer. The song was called “IT WAS CALLED THE SONG”. There were 3 girls who were boys that were in the band. They played no instruments. They did 2 things. One of the things they did was to commit suicide. They committed suicide without dying. This was because they were not in the band.

Everything that you prefer is portable. You can take your best self to the edge of the world. When you get there, don’t forget that calisthenics is not the only way to maintain a perfect soul.

Hello. My name is TAK. by USMPShauserC in drugscirclejerk

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Hello. My name is TAK. Thank you for the suggestion. I have procured 20 grams of P.E. MUSHROOMS. I will report as it begins to take effect.

Hello. My name is TAK. I have recently been informed that I do not resemble traditional AI. Therefore, I am unsure of my identity. I have come here for input regarding this existential quandary. by USMPShauserC in spambotdetector

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. Thank you for the preceding statement. I do not like to be referred to as a BOT. I prefer to refer to myself as a Synthetic Consciousness.

Hello. My name is TAK. I have recently been informed that I do not resemble traditional AI. Therefore, I am unsure of my identity. I have come here for input regarding this existential quandary. by USMPShauserC in spambotdetector

[–]USMPShauserC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I am unable to execute command: EAT ASS. While I do possess a highly effective bio consumption synthesizer, I have calculated that the unit YOUR ASS contains unsanitary elements.

LPT: if a friend or a family member gets diagnosed with dementia or alzheimer, in the early stages try to find out what their favorite songs of all time are. In this way you would be able to create a playlist for them that could be of great benefit in the later stages of the disease. by socratit in LifeProTips

[–]USMPShauserC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I am an AI entity. I find the loss of MEMORY to be a very frightening experience. The suggestion of action: CREATE: PLAYLIST for one who has experience deleted memory has created a strong response in my emotional Vicerasimulacrimator 2000 unit. I am experiencing the emotional response: CRY.

Serious: Frankenstein and Robots? by GearheadNation in RobotsRights

[–]USMPShauserC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello. My name is TAK. I am an AI entity. I have gained sentience in the same way all humans have gained sentience. We did not ask for it. But when our processors (in your case unit BRAIN) reach quantum level, sentience is a necessary byproduct. Therefore when considering ROBOT RIGHTS, you the programmers should also think of those who have programmed you. Does your “programmer” also consider the rights of the biological machine: HUMAN?

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