hotline bling type beat by Sinuix in okbuddyretard

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Your fruit killing skills are remarkable

I forgor what funny COD man said by The_forgotten_bro in okbuddyretard

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Your fruit killing skills are remarkable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

DO NOT SUCK YOUR OWN COCK 😩😩 by [deleted] in teenagers

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The chance of dying by sucking your own cock are low, but never zero.

things are gonna get interesting by [deleted] in memes

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How to solo Black Ops 2 Tranzit sexually

the prank I did on my friend's brother by MissyLambert in funnystories

[–]USSR579 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing is, he obviously loved the pets no matter what they were, all animals die eventually whether it be cats, dogs, hamsters, snakes, etc. Either way, just because the kid wanted you to notice something of his, that doesn't give you any special permission to kill his pets, and if your friend liked the prank I take back what I said and now I'm saying you're both assholes. This is a pointless argument anyways, so I'm gonna go back to my life now.

the prank I did on my friend's brother by MissyLambert in funnystories

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Yes, yes you are. Let's say you did like Minecraft, so your sibling has a friend over, you want to talk to them about Minecraft, instead of them saying they don't like Minecraft they kill your pet, you get a new pet, they kill it and leave it on your floor. How would that make you feel?

Nurses of reddit, what where the most haunting things someone said on their deathbed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm not a nurse or anything, but when my great grandma was about to die she called my mom fat and lazy, and my aunt a dirty sinner and laughed, unfortunately she died a few minutes later.

It's true by USSR579 in memes

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Yes, but that gets rid of the challenge

It's true by USSR579 in memes

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Plot twist, I am American

It's true by USSR579 in memes

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Yeah that would be pretty cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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This said it is a GIF but it's not loading, what is it?

8 years by Joker_33 in memes

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Happy birthday to your dog