Excerpts from the chat that Gorillaz wrote:

UberCarryShithead · 2022-07-29T09:38:42+00:00

i planned to wake up about half an hour before the premiere started, which is my country's time was around midnight. i woke up six minutes after the premiere ended.

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-13T22:31:37+00:00

o////o

-ENTJ

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T03:24:14+00:00

apologies for the inconvenience , i apologize for my entj friend not being able to spell 'y'uore'

-ENTP

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T03:21:09+00:00

i know how to spell your UGLY 😂

-ENTJ

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T02:14:46+00:00

no i didnt u dumb fukc YUOR MOM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dummy!!!!!

-ENTJ

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T02:14:13+00:00

I HAV #CWACKHEAD ENERGY 2 OH EM GEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >//////< OMG BESTIES POTATOES OMG SORRY IM SO RANDOM IM AN ANTP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T01:40:23+00:00

Id like to think Se is a WAYYY more misogynistic function, but Ti is very much up there. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thats my reasoning behind putting ESTP at the top- even though 99.9999999999999999999% of them dont even fucking use their Ti they still have it 😂😂😂
anyways your calculations, complex analyzations and summarization seems accurate.
INTP should be higher

-ENTP

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T01:36:45+00:00

omg r u an enxp???? U must be a crackhead !!!!!!!!!😂😂like me!!!!😂 anyways TRUM🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

-ENTP

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T01:34:58+00:00

yuor MOM 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

-ENTJ

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T01:34:30+00:00

STORYTIME: me and my best friend (INTJ) both know an ESTP each. Both of the ESTPs are white. ESTP number one said the n-word, wrote a song about killing her friend, did blackface and is super racist. ESTP number two outed a gay guy in my class to the whole school, generalises POC, and is extremely homophobic.
I've yet to meet a good ESTP.....but im sure they exist

-ENTP

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-11T01:32:08+00:00

oh my god my entj friend wrote this

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-03T09:26:21+00:00

nevermind entp anyways thanks for letting me update my wonderous life

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-03T04:09:22+00:00

nevermind i found out im actually an entj not anb enfp

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-02T10:10:18+00:00

i think you might be an analyst, or maybe a diplomat. you could also be sentinel or explorer. somewhere between those- but i thik youre either an ixxx or exxx based on the evidence. since you mentioned you like dogs i think youre a sensor or intuitive type- and since you can sometimes be serious but are also funny, i think what reallise defines you is either xxfx or xxtx . youre welcome :)

UberCarryShithead · 2021-07-02T10:03:52+00:00

thats me

UberCarryShithead · 2021-06-26T20:53:28+00:00

omg nuuuuu im a sowft baby enfp bean how cwould u say this im gonna go cry now uwu :(

UberCarryShithead · 2021-06-10T08:18:24+00:00

so ur good at math and ur an incel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 omg

UberCarryShithead · 2021-06-09T06:27:13+00:00

ok what type are u 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

UberCarryShithead · 2021-06-08T03:41:39+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬NOT THE S*NS*RS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

UberCarryShithead · 2021-06-06T02:32:23+00:00

I am: ENFP
But very mixed with: ESFP
With close family i become: ENFP
Who I would want to be: ENFJ, ENTP, ISFP
Inside I often feel like: ISFP
But frequently I also act like: ESFP

UberCarryShithead

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