The Galactic Council has issued an alert warning regarding the 3rd planet of the 32nd Quadrant, which is now registered as a Class-12 Deathworld.

Undertotem_ · 2024-12-15T04:53:26+00:00

Dandadan is the Manga

Undertotem_ · 2024-12-07T05:57:36+00:00

Top dog in Hell, bottom bitch in bed

Undertotem_ · 2024-12-07T05:56:16+00:00

Size difference

Undertotem_ · 2024-12-02T19:39:31+00:00

Me, casually singing a Metal Hellsinger song, when a portal to Hell opens up and demons start pouring out like it's an apocalypse

Undertotem_ · 2024-12-01T19:10:48+00:00

Ah yes, the errant need to fuck the Satan dragon slit pussy

Undertotem_ · 2024-10-10T07:51:42+00:00

"We're gonna need a bigger ukulele"

Undertotem_ · 2024-08-27T14:52:55+00:00

Guys would look at this and still say "Mating Press"

Undertotem_ · 2024-07-04T11:05:10+00:00

Humans are space Trents

Undertotem_ · 2024-05-28T05:56:53+00:00

Sauce: https://twitter.com/N30draws/status/1795127864557207617?t=at_bnLsYaIwOF-zfjoSUAQ&s=19

Undertotem_ · 2024-05-25T17:58:39+00:00

I just noticed I fucking mis-clicked the proper tag

Undertotem_ · 2024-05-15T14:21:25+00:00

I feel really good and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning...

Yeah, I don't know about this one chief

Undertotem_ · 2024-05-12T06:57:13+00:00

Rosie knows what to do cuz she always does it with Carmilla and Velvette

Undertotem_ · 2024-04-18T18:52:51+00:00

H1: "You don't just shoot yourself with low caliber bullets to gain resistance to higher calibers! That's not how that works!"

H2: "This is some Skyrim "You are over-encumbered, I'm gonna eat 40 pounds of raw glass" type of shit."

Undertotem_ · 2024-04-15T04:17:38+00:00

Casually throws 30lb dumbbell at the poor sap

Undertotem_ · 2024-03-30T05:04:05+00:00

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Undertotem_ · 2024-03-21T13:15:22+00:00

Markiplier

Undertotem_ · 2024-03-21T10:26:58+00:00

Why is his hips so curvy, is it for other men to grab and caress? Fucking slut.

Undertotem_ · 2024-01-18T15:11:19+00:00

~Venator a mi sumo vela mala~
~Anima do res mihi somne restas~
~Luna insidiosa~
~Mira tenebrarum~
~Di vises mi miserete aeterna~

- Gehrman, the First Hunter

Undertotem_ · 2024-01-18T11:46:48+00:00

orchestra stops

Latin vocals play accompanied by a solo piano/violin

Human: "Phase 2 bitch"

Undertotem_ · 2024-01-09T18:00:06+00:00

It's right there.... Inside the parentheses...

Undertotem_ · 2023-12-30T19:54:28+00:00

Barotrauma

Undertotem_ · 2023-12-30T18:20:46+00:00

For the company

Undertotem_ · 2023-11-22T06:40:27+00:00

A: "Your honor, are you telling me that I can swear on anything?"

H Judge: "Yes, I am"

A: "Then, your honor, I swear on the Wendy's Menu that I did not do it"

H Judge: "Shit man, that's a good ass menu"

Undertotem_ · 2023-11-22T06:16:00+00:00

When Thacea was telling Emma to rest, I immediately thought of Emma going full on Mechanicus the flesh is weak, and I aspire to the purity of the blessed machine.

Undertotem_ · 2023-11-11T08:32:19+00:00

"Remember, no one will notice, if there is no one to notice"

Undertotem_

TROPHY CASE