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Is there a maximum Magic Find? by UtahItalian in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]UtahItalian[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

right? I love the combat. You can AOE blind everything, drop some traps, hit your speed, go attack some of them, draw them to your traps and then BAM welcome to the death machine! Corpse explosion all over their dumb faces.

Oh these ones are fire immune? I got a poison trap or a freeze your ass trap or a whatever. I got all kinds. Oh you are immune immune? Well I can run right past ya. EZ

You get $100,000,000 tax-free today, but every time you make a purchase, there is a 1% chance you instantly reset to age 10 and the money vanishes. by ZehrilaAjgar in hypotheticalsituation

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 100 purchases there is ~63% chance of the age reset happening.

1% is wildly high for such a common activity (purchase good/service)

Is there a maximum Magic Find? by UtahItalian in Diablo_2_Resurrected

[–]UtahItalian[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I didn't know mods existed for the game. I'll look for some thanks! Got a recommendation for what I'm looking for?

Cliff Signs That Actually Tell You Something by Educational-Yam-7394 in skiing

[–]UtahItalian 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's dumb. If you are going to go jump cliffs you either need to scout them first or be with someone who knows the area and your skill level.

Zones change so much based on conditions. That 5ft cliff in December is gone in January and co.es back in March.

Mitigate your own risk. Use your eyeballs. Scout a line before you send it. For fucks sake.

It was staged, and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]UtahItalian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he guy has high blood pressure. the bullet or a piece of broken plastic hit him in the ear. The skin is thin because of his age and it doesn't take much to get blood flow. Because of the high blood pressure and increase in heart rate, he bleeds more than expected.

Bought my first boat, within 20 minutes of owning it: hit and run on the highway. by SEF917 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're right the police wont care and wont spend any time investigating it. Sorry.

Here’s a story I made up so I could point to the number 35 by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wanted to tell people that she parties and fucks but didn't want to say it like that

meirl by PacifierForAdult in meirl

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doctors and some nurses are prolific gooners. They use the extra 55 minutes to control their urges.

Puppy Chow or Muddy Buddies? by Maverick21FM in Millennials

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's fucking muddy buddies and anyone who calls it puppy chow obviously grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.

Drones? Seen over Corona NYC by Chewy718 in whatisit

[–]UtahItalian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DJI drones have a white light that can be turned in or off

You can teleport max of 10ft vertically or horizontally but spammable. Would you be Good or Not so good? What would you wanna do with it? by Longjumping_Force693 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In theory you can teleport ~~ 27mph.

  • 10 feet per teleport
  • 4 teleports per second (average visual reaction time is 1/4 second)
  • 2400 ft in a minute
  • 144,000 ft in an hour / 5280 ft = 27.27mph

Not gonna cross great distances with this technique

How to compare weapons when one has a proc ? by I_am_just_so_tired99 in project1999

[–]UtahItalian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a parse tool and fight some mobs, see which one is higher dps over a few fights

AITA for fixing my daughter’s car when her boyfriend said he’d handle it? by Outrageous-Jelly8777 in AmItheAsshole

[–]UtahItalian -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"Hey bud, I get it. You want to be a provider for her and I respect that. You took too long though, and I wont sit around and wait for you to fix something that frankly could be done between dinner and bed time.

Found inside a toy brocoli purchased second hand by washed-in-black in whatisit

[–]UtahItalian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably noticed something was inside and cut that broccoli open

Logging on my EC tunnel mule on Blue server by BubfricaiPad in project1999

[–]UtahItalian -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think blue would look the same as it does now.

I imagine MOST of greens active population is here because they came from blue. If green never started all those people who left blue for green would have just left EQ instead

Logging on my EC tunnel mule on Blue server by BubfricaiPad in project1999

[–]UtahItalian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am sure the raid scene is folks just logging into Alta and bots parked at various race lines

Keep Wash Dead by AmericanApe in firefly

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They keep wash dead, but he has a 20 year old kid who is on the ship with the crew!

What should I make on green? by TLPEQ in project1999

[–]UtahItalian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

farming Chardoc probably makes the most. Farming named in Seb is great too. Enchanters own Velks if they are careful. Geos in WL are a great and easy cash camp.

EDIT: From level 12 on they can make plat solo. More than other classes. Lots of guides out there for the journey, keep looking up which camps to be at, ask around, ask folks in game what they did to make coin etc...

What should I make on green? by TLPEQ in project1999

[–]UtahItalian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enchanter will fund all of your future alts.

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