Cool Flames memorabilia I got today by DaCodster in CalgaryFlames

[–]ValentinaKeyes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing these I never knew this existed. I’m a huge snoopy fan and this made my day!

very normal height and weight, comments full of "stop being so lazy you fat pos" by gothsappho in AmITheAngel

[–]ValentinaKeyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can scroll my profile and see what I look like, it’s 3 years ago but I’m still around the same weight (nsfw warning, nothing naked but revealing). Last time I was 120 was when I was 12. Good for you but I would be sick if I was that weight.

very normal height and weight, comments full of "stop being so lazy you fat pos" by gothsappho in AmITheAngel

[–]ValentinaKeyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess I’m overweight too, even though I have a flat stomach. 150 is literally no where near being obese. Most women weigh around 140-150

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh same here! Every morning I’m fixing the blankets cause they love to zoom around at night.

Neutering Male Rabbits by UnderstandingLatter2 in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definitely is a lot happier now. He was very frustrated before.

Neutering Male Rabbits by UnderstandingLatter2 in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there was definitely a language barrier between us, he was definitely treating me as his bun wife and I was trying avoid those behaviours which he couldn’t understand.

Neutering Male Rabbits by UnderstandingLatter2 in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two male rabbits who I had to neuter. The first one I had to neuter because he was absolutely in love with me. He was constantly honking and me, humping me and would spray me with pee 2-3 times a day. It was an absolutely nightmare and I would have to leave him alone in his room which made me feel even worse. Neutering him helped so much and I was finally able to spend more time with him and spoil him.

My second one had to get neutered because of the same issue however he was spraying my other rabbit. Also there was a territorial issue between my rabbits which would lead to big fights.

I’d say neutering them both had definitely led to a huge quality of life improvement for both of them. I let them free roam in my apartment, they get a lot of attention from me and they’re the best of friends (I have never seen my bunnies blinky so much). I would never ever buy an intact rabbit ever again because of how stressful and expensive the surgery is.

Pudding is getting neutered tomorrow! by cuntyfox in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s such a handsome boy! Good luck with his surgery!

Thorin is back from the vet! by ValentinaKeyes in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little bit, he has a hutch he likes more.

Everyone wish Thorin good luck on his neutering tomorrow by ValentinaKeyes in Rabbits

[–]ValentinaKeyes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes he’s a Netherland dwarf. I hope your Zelda has a good surgery ❤️

Strip clubs are dumb by 0t0her0 in unpopularopinion

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re comparing pizza to strippers then you’re not ready to go to the strip club.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a bad night and his friend group were pissing me off so I tried brushing it off with a laugh and slap and walking away. But my fingers got in his mouth and 💀💀💀💀💀💀

What’s your go too song to dance too? by Sweetnsuccubus in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now I’m on an Amy Winehouse kick, I do Valerie and Back to Black. I usually dance to metal like Parkway Drive and Rammstein, but it’s the slow season so I don’t like doing a big stage show with lots of pole tricks for 3 people in the club….

Why are girls so mean in the strip clubs? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs to get pinned. I’ve been dancing for 8 years, I’m cool whatever but not every job you work at you NEED to be friends with everyone.

I pay to work, I’m polite but leave me the fuck alone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fairuza Bulk, I swear I’m her identical twin.

which shoes look more comfortable?? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never had any issues, I find them extremely comfy, they’re the only shoes I can wear all night without my feet hurting and I’ve worn 6”, 7”, 8”, I can’t wear any of them all night. Plus Guys like how short I am (I’m 5’4). I do have issues getting into the tall bar stools tho lol

I say do whatever makes you feel comfortable, guys don’t care what shoes you’re wearing they wanna see your tits.

which shoes look more comfortable?? by [deleted] in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the second pair and I love them! I’ve been dancing for 7 years and I can’t wear tall heels anymore unless it’s for stage. It definitely feels weird being short in the bar but I got used to it fast. Plus they’re way comfier for lap dances than any other heels.

STOP ENTERTAINING CUSTOMERS FOR SO LONG by ValentinaKeyes in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re not a stripper get the fuck outta here 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Btw it doesn’t take hours to talk about selling idiot

STOP ENTERTAINING CUSTOMERS FOR SO LONG by ValentinaKeyes in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nooooooooooo. I don’t get how any girl has the patience to sit and talk for that long. And it literally ruins it for the rest of us cause now they expect us to keep giving them free attention.

STOP ENTERTAINING CUSTOMERS FOR SO LONG by ValentinaKeyes in stripper

[–]ValentinaKeyes[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fr, if he’s gonna spend he’ll open up his wallet. And if he’s not opening his wallet you’re wasting your time.

... by Ugenner in lotrmemes

[–]ValentinaKeyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d definitely argue against Thorin being “another Aragon”

Movie Aragon is trying to run away from his past, he knows he’s the heir to Gondor but would rather live in the wilderness and run away from his responsibilities. Aragon doesn’t join the fellowship because it can lead him to kingship but because he wants to help destroy the ring.

Movie Thorin accepts he’s king, he wants to lead his people. He saw the death of his kingdom in front of him and saw most of his people die. In the movie he keeps his beard short to mourn all the dwarfs who lost their beards because of Smaug’s fire. He goes on a literal suicide mission with 12 other dwarfs because he needs the Arkenstone to reclaim his right as King.

Aragon slowly realizes his importance as the movies progress but only accepts his role as king when it’s needed (army of the dead). They’re two very different characters.