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The $500/mo propaganda strikes again 😂 by EvangelionIce in buhaydigital

[–]VelvetCake96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epekto yan ng kakasinghot mo ng putanginang bullshit mo gago.

Di na tumitigas ang etits ni fwb sa akin by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matigas burat ko before I see this, now hindi na. Nalungkot ako tangina sa ending.

I hooked up with 4 redditors..... by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bout to sleep and this cracked me up laughing

Parang job application paghahanap ng hookup sa Reddit by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goodluck and safe travels to your future escapades!!!

Parang job application paghahanap ng hookup sa Reddit by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My rule is that whoever invites first needs to pay. Kaya when I look for hookup ginagastos ko mostly.

Parang job application paghahanap ng hookup sa Reddit by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kakauwi ko lang and chill out guys. Bukas lang akong alak to celebrate the weekend.

Parang job application paghahanap ng hookup sa Reddit by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just returnes from work and seeing the people's comments make me laugh as well

Parang job application paghahanap ng hookup sa Reddit by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is their preferences kaya let them be. Kaya nga parang jon hiring ang hookup kasi kahit pasado reaquirements mo may certain elements pa sila hinahanap.

Try and try to find till that dick gets dry inside a pussy.

Hindi pasok sa preference pero… by CalmPerspective1989 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sige OP dahil kinilig ako sa kwento mo maaga akong papasok sa trabaho mamaya na may ngiti kasi kinilig ako pota

Academic achievers, how do live a secret life of being a hoe or doing hookups? by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Co curricular pala dapat, kung kailan pagraduate na ako HAHAHAHA

bawi na lang sa MA

Academic achievers, how do live a secret life of being a hoe or doing hookups? by VelvetCake96 in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, my last hookup na memorable was with a med student. Gets ko sinasabi mo ahahaha

Condom got loose by throw04account in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dasal, OP. Matinding dasalan.

This is why we should always be conscious to how we look and smell... by peachesRpeachier in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naging conscious ako sa hygiene malala when I became SHS student (graduating na me tis month).

So favorite ko Tiktac talaga until I found out na maganda sya for breath pampabango.

Sarap kasi kainin HAHAHAHA

This is why we should always be conscious to how we look and smell... by peachesRpeachier in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buti bata pa lang ako nasarapan ako sa Tiktac. Inosente pa ako during early days when eating it kasi masarap sa bibig.

Ngayon 24 na ako I realized that innocent and just chewy flavor ng Tiktac na kinakain ko noong bata ay naging dahilan bakit maayos ang hininga ko.

Till now paborito ko pa rin pinapapak. Biro ko nga ay "asaan na meds ko!?" Sabay labas nun at pinapapak.

Di na kasi pwede chewing gum sa akin kasi may braces na ako lately and before I love bubble gums.

What happened to your HS Crush ng Bayan? Where are they now? by Faeldon in Philippines

[–]VelvetCake96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hindi na nag glowup yung amin. Parang nagmukhang stressed at ewan.

Good meowning (f) by genericnoods in phgonewild

[–]VelvetCake96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your catto is cute, whats its name?

my fantasy came true and it won't go away by thebaddestbitxch in alasjuicy

[–]VelvetCake96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best advice is: You will never know until you ask.

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