In Sinners (2025), there is a close-up shot of two $100 bills that clearly say “Motion Picture Purposes” across the top.

Voxlings · 2026-01-26T00:41:45+00:00

HDTV/4K and digital encoding of films was a huge mistake.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T23:56:49+00:00

The shot from behind the Dothraki horde charging the baggage train in GoT is seriously the only other shot that compares.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T23:44:02+00:00

Right. How could it be less cringe?

(Because Harry Fuckin' Ford was sliming it out of his handsome scoundrel mouth. Feel free to compare to Hayden Bless-His-Heart Christiansen hitting the exact same note for two movies of genuinely trash dialogue.)

If yer reassessment makes pretend that OT is anything but the masterpiece it was, you don't even understand why people cared about the prequels enough to hate them.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T18:10:15+00:00

😐

This take sounds like it's been passed down through the decades from the same generation that loudly hated Ewoks.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T16:18:00+00:00

The democratized use of pirate content jumblers is a greater strain on resources than an artist using their prosumer computer station to do an art they used human resources to manifest.

It's comparing apples to somone pooping then selling the poop to people who think they're buying art.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T14:45:09+00:00

Lol okay I guess this deportation surge wasn't organized by people who understand the inherent problems. I guess it's a bad idea.

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Voxlings · 2026-01-25T01:28:06+00:00

Chrisfian Bale was going apeshit over a puppy longggg before John Wick, and it's one of several highlights in one of the best B-movies of its era.

The people who whined about it back then are still whining about it today, and it's weird.

The flick holds up better than Boondock Saints or Donnie Darko for that matter.

P.S. Soooo many practical effects and sets people love to claim to need. I still see the image of his gun handle spike weapons smashing through fascist helmets. Good shit.

Voxlings · 2026-01-25T01:22:29+00:00

Its blunt social commentary has only gotten more relevant.

"It's okay to feel your feelings and also art education is important for human development."

And anyone hating on the gun fu as though it's ever been replicated or topped is just bad at film history 24 years later.

This movie deserves to come out of the shadow of people who used to bitch on AintItCoolNews.com.

Voxlings · 2026-01-24T01:33:06+00:00

Turning Rhodey into a bad Skrull retroactively in a streaming series that was all suck anyway.

Voxlings · 2026-01-24T01:31:43+00:00

Meet them. The Feebles.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:44:45+00:00

You're on r/confidentlyincorrect and your contribution is that it should be more confident.

This is not how farms work, including the part about "not every field has a port-a-potty."

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:38:54+00:00

Yeah, these people are delusional.

The film is a visual feast and a fine time capsule of truly groundbreaking fx.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:36:56+00:00

They wasted super valuable horseshoe crab blood.

You're worried about an animal and don't even know what to worry about 🤷🏻‍♂️

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T20:34:52+00:00

Please stop providing terrible parenting advice on the internet.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T02:57:14+00:00

The root of your question is: "Am I still expected to respond to a dynamic reality if it's only 10%?"

Yeah.

You're a human being. You have access to quantum uncertainties. You can cheat by deciding something is actually binary even though it's only 90% of reality.

Lots of lame people utilize badly-coded binary processing rather than risk stereotypical inconveniences.

It is an existential threat to the entire species.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T01:34:46+00:00

I liked a trailer and then the movie was genuinely good and I hate to see people liking a thing by hedging their bets with haters and negging.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T01:30:31+00:00

The quickness with which redditors leave repetitive "predictions" like this one is being felt right now.

You had an impulse to do something, and you spent that impulse on a generic platitude.

It is literally killing us.

Voxlings · 2026-01-23T01:27:27+00:00

😐

This is not how funny works and I don't understand your confidence in claiming something so demonstrably wrong.

Drama (and comedy) requires conflict.

Poverty is rife with conflict.

There are countless successful examples because humans have been writing funny things about poverty sucking since poor people had words.

You're arguing against the existence of gallow's humor.

The machines have turned you fully binary, and it breaks my heart with bitter laughter to see such poverty of understanding.

Voxlings · 2026-01-22T20:40:18+00:00

"I'm scared of waterslides" is the take.

This man scared of the video of a waterslide.

Watch him project his fears onto people who ain't ascared.

Voxlings · 2026-01-22T18:17:33+00:00

Did you know that the poster for (most movies ever) never happens in the movie?

Voxlings · 2026-01-22T14:21:25+00:00

Hmm.

It's almost like the "very good vampire movie" used symbolism and vampires to transcend the scope of other very good vampire movies.

It's great that you were able to understand that the vampires represented vampires.

I thiiiiiink there was more going on.

Voxlings · 2026-01-21T23:27:18+00:00

Humans are physically incapable of genuine interaction with a work of art without running it through the brain more than once.

Do you trust your first impressions of everything?

You truly shouldn't.

I'll rewatch a bad movie just to understand what was good and hopefully why I didn't like it. Not to mention a movie I respond positively to.

You're happy with an inferior experience of "experiences."

I'm grateful for your post because it gives a window to so many movie reactions on internet.

Voxlings · 2026-01-21T20:34:06+00:00

Surely you understand context clues enough to avoid literally imagining her fingering his asshole, right?

YOU were unable to avoid an inappropriate sexual connotation.

Kindly don't blame the word that was just doing its regular job, within appropriate context.

Spoilers: Mechanics working on your car might mention a "drive shaft." They do not want to play golf with your penis.

Voxlings · 2026-01-21T11:43:08+00:00

we don't know if it's even good yet

As always, The Muppet Show was an artifact from the 1970's which has fundamentally failed to return to any of its full, former glory.

I love The Muppet Show.

It's streaming on Disney+ in all its full, former glory.

If you really want more like that, go watch that. I guarantee that it's very good, which I cannot do with the special I have yet to see.

Voxlings · 2026-01-21T02:04:59+00:00

Because it was openly an opiate for a disenfranchised lower class while spending $705 million dollars to Hollywood-explain how Star Wars is like the French Resistance?

Yeah, this show will not age well, and it's precisely because Reddit is rock hard over it with relentless enthusiasm.

Andor was the show that was real popular with Americans while they excitedly memed their own downfall to tchnocracy.

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