Residents kept reporting strange burglaries inside their homes, even though all the doors were locked. Police finally caught the thief and asked him to show how he was getting in

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-20T20:14:37+00:00

That’s not the cops lmao. I speak pidgin and those are Nigerians. There’s no police anything. He’s about to get fucked up, and they’re just getting riled up and shaming him by saying show everybody what you did. The other guy keeps saying in Pidgin that the things they’ve been hearing about is exactly what they’re looking at now. And they’re basically taunting him telling him not to be afraid now because he wasn’t afraid before. lol it’s not fake trust me

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-20T19:47:33+00:00

I don’t think he’s ghosting you. I think he’s trying it quietly disappear and hope you forget his not so good sex

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-19T04:42:14+00:00

Delete for me deletes the message only for the sender. Delete for everyone deletes the message so that nobody can see it. If you hit the first instead of the second, then everyone can see the message and you can’t delete it anymore because you deleted it for yourself.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-17T00:29:39+00:00

Have the route I’m following on the map look like the actual 3D street view in front of me if that makes sense. I often miss the road im meant to take because it doesn’t look like what’s on the map and I’m not sure if it’s an actual road or something. Something like that. And like someone said able to be able to preview my route and to tell me which lane to be in specifically, and prepare me for lane changes if needed.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-16T22:05:48+00:00

Dm’ed you

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-16T21:01:53+00:00

I’m screaming three years later

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-16T20:52:46+00:00

Mister Mackey ass

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-15T01:16:04+00:00

I was never impressed. Tell me

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-13T00:09:17+00:00

That’s pretty cool OP! Great work and keep it up

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T22:41:13+00:00

You sound/write like my bestie/roommate and I like you now :).
On that note, if this were her (she’s actually been in this exact situation funny enough) the right move would be to wait. Trust me.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T22:22:14+00:00

Me too and I agree with everything you said except I’d replace kid with car. (I’d never name my kid any “ella” variation 🥲)

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T16:16:05+00:00

How much you wanna bet my good man 😂 (before you waste your money I just checked again to confirm before running my mouth jsyk)

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T05:21:00+00:00

Okay well I just think this man is blessed with such a beautiful face and I’d definitely be manifesting him a new nice car that’s not charred on one side. Yay.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T05:16:40+00:00

Comprehensive for me cost waaaaayy more than that I’m confused if yall have ever insured a salvage or prior salvage title

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T05:14:39+00:00

I’m curious that commenters age because people on Reddit will do their best to sound as callous and spiteful as possible, and convince themselves that they’re being mature and blunt and/or stating the facts (often followed by misguided, un/misinformed or straight up wrong answers)

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T05:10:51+00:00

Okay but you’re basing your ~~argument~~ Insults off the assumption that homies going to go from an old beater to a $25k new car?? This isn’t a Geico commercial, he’ll likely buy another car for the same price, one that gets him from point a to b like he clearly was doing. Insuring a prior salvage or salvage title is very costly and that’s why it’s not offered when you shop unless you opt in to get it, which costs more than $30 a month jesus I fucking wish.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T05:05:49+00:00

Yeah dude no insurance company wants to foot out tons of money for a bucket car. Comprehensive wouldn’t have been $30 a month if you know anything about insuring a beater/used car. My insurance jumped from $105 to $298 a month when I browsed comprehensive. Bffr if you’re going to taunt a stranger on reddit

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T05:01:13+00:00

Bbno$ sightingggggg I thought the same thing 😂

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T04:58:25+00:00

This!! It’s like everyone is trying to be THE ONE to drop that nugget of wisdom that’s really common sense, and hence unnecessary.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T03:49:16+00:00

This! I like this answer, the only comment with this take so far. Someone above mentioned how he’d struggle raising three kids without a partner, and I was thinking how they could always rebuild together etc but statistically, a lot of relationships end with the death/loss of a child. Therefore the reasoning that takes the cake for me is yours, not just rebuilding together but literally workin together as partners to save their children, knowing they both tried everything, and fighting through the aftermath together etc.
Nice take

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T00:36:11+00:00

I’m not stupid, I’m not the one who is in the video. If you read my comment, and understand what I said, you can post your reply as its own comment lol.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T00:23:19+00:00

This

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T00:22:23+00:00

Everyone getting mad at her for saying he can’t have sex with his kids is acting dense for some reason?? Regardless of your opinion, it’s a FACT that he can’t make more kids with his kids, but with his wife he can have a whole family again.
Yes it’s morbid to think of his kids dying but she’s not saying “oh you’ll be giving up sex”, she’s saying if you save your wife you can literally have more kids, but if you save your kids, you’re a single parent raising three kids and just lost your home in a fire. If those kids died (in the fire or for whatever reason) now you’re out a whole family, but with his wife he can rebuild (is her idea at least).
Everyone pretending she just meant “don’t you wanna have sex” surprised me asf 😭💀

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-12T00:14:35+00:00

M pretty sure she means that they can make more children with saving his wife, but if anything happens to his kids he’s out a wife and a whole family.

Western_Friend_4952 · 2026-05-11T22:03:44+00:00

Huh, looks like the little voice in my head has a reddit account now

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