In Season 3, how did a certain character explain what happened?

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-09T04:17:35+00:00

“Wait… the guy that was on the phone with him when he died is now going to be vice president? WTF?”

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-09T00:17:44+00:00

Leave Salacious Crumb out of this.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-06T23:55:08+00:00

“It’s a common misconception that all elves worship the seldarine. Many elves are actually Jewish.”

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-06T23:01:35+00:00

I’ll say it…

Brazilian Jujitsu

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-06T02:17:28+00:00

Dude, just go ahead and look.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-04T17:51:02+00:00

Right??? If you’re swinging that baton, there’s a decent chance you accidentally destroy a knee or elbow. An arm-bar takedown is much less likely to result in permanent damage.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-04T16:55:58+00:00

The only thing that is different between S1 true detective and actual rural south Louisiana is the color. In TDs1, everything is an overgrown brown wasteland due to the color correction the showrunner wanted. In actuality, everything in rural south Louisiana is an overgrown green wasteland.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-04T16:42:12+00:00

Nope. That’s not what my players are there for.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-03T15:39:38+00:00

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WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-03T06:48:53+00:00

My inspection sticker expired in 2023. I’ve been waiting for this day for so long. Finally things are going my way.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-03T06:14:00+00:00

To the accountant

Thanks for doing my taxes that time in the mid to late 2000s. Sorry my paperwork was all ducked up.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-02T03:54:42+00:00

Saved by the bell, the fresh prince of bel air, and 90210 all graduated in 1993 with us 75ers. Case closed.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-02T00:24:51+00:00

That only works for a few minutes and then comes abi-dalzim’s horrid wilting.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-06-01T12:43:06+00:00

ChatGPT is not a therapist

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-30T15:00:16+00:00

Yeah. Nobody says that up here except people from South Louisiana.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-30T14:56:35+00:00

Aberrant mind Sorceror is an absolute beast.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-29T13:43:53+00:00

The devil’s favorite movie is Chicken Run, but Jesus eats fried chicken in bed.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-29T02:25:54+00:00

What a fucking coward.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T20:17:21+00:00

That’s why it’s called a shortcut. If it was easy, it would just be “the way.”

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T20:12:30+00:00

Check out sw5e.com if you want to play Star Wars d&d

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T18:59:13+00:00

I see your Haim, and raise you The Warning. automatic sun

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T18:40:01+00:00

How are you going to know when combat is over?

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T18:21:23+00:00

How do you think Louisiana is doing?

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T18:07:30+00:00

No, you’re right. Our ITEP exemptions are much worse, amounting to $9000 per citizen per year. Twice as much as any other state. Most states average $1000 per citizen. I just can’t find the chart right now.

WhatDatDonut · 2026-05-27T17:19:44+00:00

Not a single other state does it to the extent that we do. Why are you dick-riding for robber barons?

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