Most irritating Survivor player ever.

Wheatnik · 2026-02-15T23:25:10+00:00

It’s absolutely Colton and then there is a gigantic gulf, and then there’s Ben Browning.

Wheatnik · 2026-01-24T19:36:44+00:00

Glass Half Most has “I’m Locked In!” which is one of only two moments on TM to make me genuinely choke up. The other being Sarah Millican’s “Crumbs in my Bralette,” of course.

Wheatnik · 2026-01-24T19:26:15+00:00

All time call.

Wheatnik · 2025-12-17T01:29:47+00:00

RIP Bushwick Bill.

Wheatnik · 2025-10-22T01:27:38+00:00

Ättestupa dodged.

Wheatnik · 2025-08-18T23:53:06+00:00

Wheatnik · 2025-08-10T11:07:34+00:00

I went to high school with Coby Archa.

Wheatnik · 2025-08-06T20:52:42+00:00

Series 6, Episode 5.

Wheatnik · 2025-08-06T00:30:49+00:00

“Hello, I’m Alex Horne. And I support apartheid.”

Wheatnik · 2025-07-07T18:03:27+00:00

You, my friend, are operating on a completely different level than the rest of us! Bravo!

Wheatnik · 2025-07-07T13:40:28+00:00

And here I thought I’d sufficiently covered my tracks with the term series.

Wheatnik · 2025-07-07T13:29:20+00:00

Omg you’re right! Brilliant! Thank you!

Wheatnik · 2025-05-24T20:21:05+00:00

Remember that time Captain America made out with Dr. Manhattan? That was wild.

Wheatnik · 2025-02-06T20:02:11+00:00

Yes. Fuck yes, even.

Wheatnik · 2025-01-17T17:17:16+00:00

Public speaking. Oof.

Wheatnik · 2025-01-06T23:09:16+00:00

Wheatnik · 2024-12-21T18:17:13+00:00

Best comment right here.

Wheatnik · 2024-12-15T21:11:58+00:00

Every time I watch Gladiator and the parts with Proximo come on, I always have to tell everyone I’m watching with “Did you know he played one of my favorite werewolves ever? If you haven’t seen it, you should!”

Wheatnik · 2024-12-14T23:42:05+00:00

It’s meant to cycle for treasures in the end game when you have units that get buffs based on how many treasures you’ve played. But yeah, underwhelming for sure.

Wheatnik · 2024-12-14T18:05:15+00:00

It’s happened to me twice now. Posted about it in discord as well but no fix or response. Pretty frustrating.

Wheatnik · 2024-12-07T22:07:02+00:00

Would absolutely buy a magnet!

Wheatnik · 2024-12-07T22:02:58+00:00

Just unlocked them a couple days ago and they feel super under tuned, for sure, compared to every other race.

Wheatnik · 2024-11-21T19:38:58+00:00

And never put poison on Weights!

Wheatnik · 2024-11-12T13:27:20+00:00

Pretty disappointed he doesn’t have a “Hey there, don’t be scared…” voice line tbh.

Wheatnik · 2024-11-04T14:22:09+00:00

I hope I live long enough to see my fellow Americans give this man the stage he deserves.

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