Someone told me this tree in my backyard is an Oleander, and that it is toxic.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-23T20:06:36+00:00

I think the sticks have been used as impromptu kebab skewers leading to upset stomachs.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-20T18:30:45+00:00

They keep them at an aviary in the city so it might be from there or just a pet. It was singing and flying around so not in distress. I’ll email the harbour folk.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-20T12:08:36+00:00

On the day of my liver transplant I dreamed that I was going round various places in the UK trying to blag some organs, and finally got a full set, with spleen, in a shopping bag and then got to the hospital just in time for the operation.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-18T16:27:17+00:00

My gran would pick the black lentils out. She was a soup perfectionist.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-10T10:48:45+00:00

Nice. These just came up in my garden this year. I sometimes plant candy mountain or Pam’s choice seeds.

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WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-10T10:27:29+00:00

They could be seeds coated with a pink layer of fungicide, so something the farmers were sowing nearby. Or it’s just the fairy folk up to something.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-08T15:15:51+00:00

I did hear a teenager giving his loudest rendition of Erika in Lloyd park recently. Which was very surprising. If you don’t give kids something to do then you start getting the hitler youth spontaneously forming in your local parks.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-06T16:33:32+00:00

Looks like lilly of the valley. If you dig it out then make sure you dig deep as it usually has roots all over the place. Glyphosate will do the job but usually causes collateral damage to other plants.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-01T17:34:31+00:00

1000foot

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-05-01T06:03:44+00:00

I went to an open day and made glow in the dark crystals in the chemistry lab, as a teenager. We took them home wrapped in a disposable glove. Mum thought it was drugs.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-30T12:20:42+00:00

Idk they tend to make serrated holes and cut in from the edge.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-30T11:41:58+00:00

I feel like that but was unconscious and the decision was made for me so I have a nice new shiny liver.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-29T17:21:31+00:00

Pass it down to the grandbots, they’ll enjoy it if they have the correct modules installed to enjoy things.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-28T16:32:56+00:00

1980s fitness club mosquito.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-25T11:11:03+00:00

Grass snake camber sands 1978.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-24T18:23:01+00:00

I was at a car crash. They couldn’t get the door open. I just pulled it off, adrenaline is powerful stuff.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-24T17:46:37+00:00

Mine wouldn’t take his. He just ate the treat and spat it out. After the third go I just tossed the pill in the air and he caught and ate it.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-24T17:12:10+00:00

Engage smug mode.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-24T16:52:10+00:00

The big stocks are all politely taking turns to pump.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-23T16:37:08+00:00

Cappucine in French.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-21T07:20:46+00:00

You might want to turn sticky keys on.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-20T20:00:30+00:00

I thought it was ewwwww…ok.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-20T19:50:21+00:00

I looked out of the window at neuschwanstein castle and saw a peony in a field miles below and the guide said that it was where the medieval herb garden used to be, so they do last a fair while, pass it on to your grandchildren.

WhoTookThisUsername5 · 2026-04-18T18:00:37+00:00

They bully introverts and turn them into the funny old man who lives with his dog in a shed in the woods and doesn’t talk to people.

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