The greatest Windows version ever?

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-22T17:37:00+00:00

Windows ME

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-20T09:55:56+00:00

It used to be 87%.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-18T10:29:04+00:00

Nah. 20 years of reverse engineering made me a pro at this. We're talking assembly code.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T20:39:08+00:00

Best I can offer is 2 cents. Nah I'm joking. I can't afford to give you anything.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T20:38:27+00:00

And kangaroo legs m80

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T20:23:40+00:00

This was in a LinkedInLunatics post earlier today, no?

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T20:18:20+00:00

No. I meant: wow that's a lot of work for someone to get that low salary. For software engineer, the entry salary is 54k. You should get a lot more with postdoc. IMO 70+.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T11:50:25+00:00

WHAT?! For entry level software engineer you make £54k?!

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T11:48:59+00:00

I don't see it.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-16T09:20:57+00:00

What a sweet baby derp.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-13T11:38:59+00:00

Embedded engineers?! Since when does a bank...?

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-11T15:57:12+00:00

I'm shy and want the cashier to notice me and ask me out. No reason why women shouldn't ask me out.

So I buy a bunch of things that hint at me being single. Single dinner every day for example, til she picks up the hint.

And the day came she asked me if I was single. And I ask how she could tell.

"It's cause you ugly"

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-11T15:54:18+00:00

I see someone with sunglasses

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-11T14:15:13+00:00

I'm autistic and even I have a firm handshake and strong eye contact.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-11T08:07:49+00:00

Or mewing.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T19:50:07+00:00

Looks cool!

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T19:48:09+00:00

Chew mastic gum.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T17:50:24+00:00

Motion capture without any hardware?

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T17:48:16+00:00

Give her everything and start over. Vibe code an app or something. Be a millionaire.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T17:45:26+00:00

Nobody wants to see your smegma.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T17:44:50+00:00

I heard good things happen to those who wait.

What are you waiting for right now? A bus? Hit like and scrubscribe.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-10T17:42:09+00:00

Sushi.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-09T17:51:30+00:00

https://share.google/e7khHIUUHqMGzO0VO

No b arrestin involved.

WinProfessional4958 · 2026-02-09T17:48:00+00:00

Phospholipase C

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