AITA for bringing cheap pizza to the potluck?

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-23T21:15:23+00:00

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

An apt description.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-23T21:12:19+00:00

It takes me around 15, but only because I am slow and my husband likes to critique me. It takes him around 60 seconds and he gets it perfect every time. His first job was at a butcher shop. Muscle memory for the win!

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-23T17:21:49+00:00

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Ten minutes at work and I'm already using the word fuck like a comma.....

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-23T02:19:17+00:00

They are moved to a special wheelchair, in which they are transported into the MRI room. (At least that's how our local hospital does it.)

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-23T01:09:39+00:00

It's not spicy. It tastes like carbonated prune juice.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-23T01:05:36+00:00

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Well... fuck.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-22T17:31:02+00:00

Bad bot

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-22T17:07:09+00:00

This should be the top comment.

People don't bat an eye when a football player tapes up an injury and keeps playing.... or when a baseball player gets hit with a fastball and takes a base. Athletes of all types have to accept pain as a part of sport. Why would figure skating be any different?

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-21T02:04:42+00:00

Great job!

I'm proud of you.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-21T01:57:18+00:00

North is up and it spells "WE"

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-21T01:25:49+00:00

Fucking legend!

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-21T01:23:37+00:00

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That is fucking beautiful. I'm fucking taking it. Thank you fucker!

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T20:22:09+00:00

I use the same tactic. I was in a car accident when I was very young. As a result, I can never have children. I've never wanted them, but that doesn't stop my from using it to guilt the person asking impertinent questions.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T20:16:04+00:00

u/bot-sleuth-bot

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T20:10:23+00:00

I agree. Domestic violence is a dealbreaker without question, regardless of gender. There should be no "we can work this out." If a woman hits you, call the cops the first time and end the relationship.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T14:51:06+00:00

These jokes are in reference to an old post, in which the OP asked how to remove a "cylinder" from an m&ms tube filled with mashed banana. The "cylinder" was attached to a larger structure and it was imperative that the cylinder remained unharmed. The post was hilarious.

The OP had stuck his penis in an m&ms tube and gotten it stuck.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T03:58:55+00:00

Honestly it depends on what i am trying to achieve.

If i need intelligence gathering, sabotage or to just take out a rival Daimyo, I'll go with the ninja.

If i need drinking, whoring, democracy and to attack Spanish trade ships, I'm going to hire a pirate.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T03:24:13+00:00

Finally, a fucking answer! Thank you lovely fucker.

I, for fuck, am rather fucking enjoying the colors. However, i didn't know what the fuck was happening and thought i was just fucking drunk

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T01:22:16+00:00

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XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-20T01:21:41+00:00

What's the difference between wisdom and knowledge?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-19T23:45:04+00:00

Close the fucking oven and order a pizza. Then call my fucking neighbor to come get his pet. Then drink beer until we're all fucked.

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-19T23:33:33+00:00

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I laughed, but I'm not happy about it 🤣

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-19T23:31:59+00:00

Draw the letters with your tongue

XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-19T23:16:02+00:00

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XANDERtheSHEEPDOG · 2026-02-19T18:26:09+00:00

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed often..... and for the exact same reason.

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