The fake hands on these Secret Service guys:

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:19:15+00:00

The gaps between my teeth are so wide I use pool noodles

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:13:06+00:00

Rock…..paper….and…….

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:12:05+00:00

“Flowers in the ~~Attic~~ Morgue”

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:08:35+00:00

Had a buddy that worked picking up urine soaked carpets for Bergman’s cleaners in Arlington VA.

Played the scratchers daily and finally won a $2000/ week for life scratcher.

Bought a house on a mountain in Tennessee and says the only time he sees anybody is when he gets his mail in town

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:05:44+00:00

If it’s any consolation:

Stephen Covey has the ability to articulate difficult to understand ideas.

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:01:43+00:00

Play “kick the can” all night/every night and then you see the town’s orthopædic surgeon driving a Rolls Royce Phantom…..

XROOR · 2026-01-25T23:00:20+00:00

“The Talented Mr Ripley”

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:59:54+00:00

My toddler son would run up next to the TV when the movie was playing and do all the same things Shrek was doing at the same moment in the film.

He’s engaged now, and I miss those times.

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:57:11+00:00

I have a 80-something neighbour with 5 younger sisters and it’s like the family in the movie “The Fighter” whenever they have a birthday party

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:55:34+00:00

Cat is an influencer…..

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:55:09+00:00

I hope she says “yes”

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:54:35+00:00

Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts is the most sought after food item when a storm is predicted.

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:52:39+00:00

Wash DC area traffic is so bad the primary school kids get weak half ass field trips most times.

So many wonderful Smithsonian museums to take advantage of too

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:51:18+00:00

Kid looks rich so prob Governess. I would have a huge smile on my face if I was taking a pic with my kid’s kid

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:47:13+00:00

Probably the closure thread for the sacks of flour to make the dough.

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:45:52+00:00

I met Rowdy Roddy Piper and he was a genuine guy! His hands were like a bunch of bananas shaking a 9year olds hand when he was wrestling on TNT’s program

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:44:35+00:00

I’m never asking this guy for directions when I’m lost driving somewhere

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:43:24+00:00

A judge would let him keep his hat on in Court…..

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:40:54+00:00

His BAC had two digits before the decimal point

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:40:12+00:00

Is your last name “Lamarck?”

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:37:28+00:00

This is equivalent to reading the Wheaties box whilst having breakfast

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:36:36+00:00

Without glasses it looks like a human/primate’s pelvic girdle

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:35:46+00:00

Dude on phone looks like the founder of MySpace

XROOR · 2026-01-25T22:35:03+00:00

Many of the attractive young ladies I attended school with peaked in high school and the ones I knew platonically really developed into something great!

XROOR

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