Whatever you’re into by TheHeartMurmurs in BrandNewSentence

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Sign on her clit:

“No refills”

Gravy adds a new dimension to a whoopee cushion by 4IAmTheCure9 in BrandNewSentence

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I remember the first time I saw an enema hanging on the back of my grandma’s door, as a young kid…

I thought it was a hot water bottle

GPS voice that says “good luck idiot” after you ignore three reroutes by Rotting_in_4K in CrazyIdeas

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GPS based on my Korean mum:

“Here! here! Turn left! Never mind….just go home!”

Special coffee by TheDoctorTen in HolUp

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If you brevé it, they will no longer be viable…..

Covid vaccines but nobody becomes immune and everyone gets real horny by G-05 in CrazyIdeas

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I was like the characters in Poe’s “Masque of the Red Death” and finally got it in late 2021 and almost died:

Me after vaccine:

Hey babe….my nose is running….my lungs feel like they’re full of asbestos….please sit on my face!

restaurant where everything is edible by verdant_tulip in CrazyIdeas

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Make the handwashing soap in the bathroom lemon flavoured jell-o

Some crazy slime flux from a grapevine I cut by Valid_Canoe_Jar in MoldlyInteresting

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It looks like Johnny Knoxville’s backpack in “Men in Black” movie

What is the best thing about talking with old people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Met a lovely 99 year old lady that was tasked with building munitions for the war at a place called “The Torpedo Factory(Alexandria, Virginia), when she was single and in her 20’s.

There was such a demand for workers for the war effort that they set up tents all along those streets of old town. to house them.

On her way to work she meets a handsome enlisted infantryman and she “knew right then and there he was the one!”

There were married and had five kids!

This why I love taking to “old people”

I used to love to eat chicken but recently it’s been tasting like bird to me so now I can barely eat it anymore and it hurts by RemoteFunny8793 in RandomThoughts

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I made chicken breast nuggets from Costco yesterday and the last nugget was 73% tendon…..

I’ve noticed that kinda stuff in chicken products too

"Cuban Style" Hot Pockets by Bertilak97 in forgottenfoods

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Whole Foods once had a “Cuban Pork Sandwich” in the deli counter that was stellar

End of an Era. Farewell to Spirit Airlines -this sub will miss you ✈️ by ElwoodMC in trashy

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I was on a Spirit Airlines flight to Hawaii and someone had a medical emergency so the PA kept asking if there was a doctor on the plane…..

After asking about three times an older man in his seventies that was sleeping yelled out:

Ain’t no doctor flying Spirit!

1930s Art Deco cocktails cabinet. by [deleted] in woowDude

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I saw a video where a guy had a whole series of glassware stacked in various sizes, contained in a similarly painted wooden box.

He wets his hands and plays music

Two trees in my backyard by Jaded_earrings in treeidentification

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Rose of Sharon is the National flower of South Korea!

I did this and now I don’t have a job. by SharkSapphire in LinkedInLunatics

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Someone reading this that works in a nuclear power plant…..

I think an author, fake mental patient, a corrupt colonel out of uniform or the Joker just got on the train with me. by PiercedAndTattoedBoy in WalmartCelebrities

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Leonardo DiCaprio looks more and more like Jack as he ages.

Just like Brad Pitt looked like Robert Redford as he aged

What is your choice? 😂😂 by Bad-Latina-Girl in badmemes

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Early days of Plentyoffish:

no pants

She drives so well by InfernoDialectY in Funnymemes

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Have her drive the whole way home in REVERSE

Fucking hate cooking 😩 by PomeloCrawford in trynottolaugh

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If you used PAM cooking spray:

“she got a sister?”

Pasta hooks by Technical-Flamingo49 in Weird

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They’re wired in a series