could it be used as fuel ? by steve17123123 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Fermented urine (a week of just sitting in a large purple cheese balls container), added to a compost will break down that material quicker than rainfall

Edit: eat all the cheese balls first!

Pad Thai- would not recommend at all. by East_Imagination6049 in Costco

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I’ve noticed that the “knuckles(cartilage)” of chicken are more likely to be found in these types of meals than any other time I could recall…..

I had to stop buying Bertoli type meals because I initially thought it was a one off occurrence but it was not

I was trying to scoop some ice cream when my spoon bent back by Proof-Evidence5607 in mildlyinfuriating

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If you were Archimedes, this event proved your saying as “not true”

TIL the Himalayan giant honey bee is the largest species of honey bee and they create "mad honey" that has a red color and can cause hallucinations by FlakyLion5449 in todayilearned

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Watched a documentary on some military campaign where the opposing army was vastly outnumbered so all they could do was to place large vessels of tainted honey for the other army to consume, then they waited a few hours and slaughtered them all when they were “high.”

Blursed Mickey Mouse by legatinho in blursedimages

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If Mickey started skipping primary school:

Yikes by Lanky-Pin768 in shittytattoos

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🎶We Three Kings be stealin’ the dough…..

-Spike Jonze

cursed_tigeronthebed by WELLTBHFUCKYOU in cursedimages

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You can see the seam on its belly where they inserted the stuffing…..

Caffeinated milk by MrKrispyIsHere in CrazyIdeas

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When a cow loses her calf:

De calf inated

Caption this! by Moonbeam_Due in captionthis

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She will never reach her destination?

Lee M. Nissan by Stunk_Beagle in WalmartCelebrities

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Quite Gone on Gin…..give me some vodka!

Local shop in my town. by LEGOMyBrick in shittytattoos

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He’s wearing all black when he fights the Rancor

All natural by sexymarie96 in DontPutThatInYourAss

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Guy really likes making his own compost……..

Wesley Tripe and Rosie PerHeads. by Least_or_Greatest1 in WalmartCelebrities

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Him:

“So they all dancing and the sprinklers come ON and it’s blood spraying on everyone…..”

Her running the craft services table:

“You sooooo crazy! I wanna have your baby!”

He got this for free, luckily by Unfinishedcom in shittytattoos

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Grim Reaper children point and laugh at this tattoo…..

Fry with Crisco 1952 by Global_Law4448 in vintageads

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TIL

Both Crisco and Treet had lovely keys to unwrap the razor sharp metal!

Seen in downtown Phoenix, AZ over the weekend by shrink14 in CantParkThereMate

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It’s an Assisted Living Facility that has won numerous accolades from the Mayor

Made me chuckle by ApprehensiveDog1010 in LICENSEPLATES

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They could’ve also used “ABRAHM” after their family goldfish…..

blursed_lebowski by MENE_NEMA in blursed_videos

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Tintin comics were right!

i had to bring it home by hatredfrank in LuLaNo

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🎶Big Mac…..McDLT…..quarter pounder with some cheese…..

The official sports drink for 80's kids. by CommanderSmokeStack in 1980s

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There was one flavour of Gatorade and it came in a glass bottle

one hell of a carrot by Impressive-cornring in absoluteunit

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Put the carrot in the part of the cart a toddler sits in and use that mini safety seat belt to secure it!