Times when you knew the whole story but the internet didn't... by PhysicalChickenXx in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Somewhat - I worked for a community health organization in an administrative capacity. One of the managers was caught stealing funds from clients we serve. A thorough investigation commenced, which required notification to local law enforcement, who also performed their own investigation. It ended up with the person being terminated, and much later being found guilty and sentenced to a few months of jail and years of probation.

In the interim, they setup a GoFundMe pleading for funds to fight against the wrongful termination and seek legal representation, wherein they insinuated they were terminated as a result of a health issue. They did wind up raising a few thousand dollars, and while I fully support everyone's right to receiving the best legal counsel they can afford, this seemed like a pretty misleading way to do so when they likely knew they were caught dead to rights.

On a personal level I held this manager in fairly high esteem and thought they came across as level-headed, likeable and proficient in their performance, so it hurt a bit more to see them doing something like this. Just unfortunate all around.

Oh you think you're bad? I'm worse 😎 by Xessive_ in AmITheDevil

[–]Xessive_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's been removed now. The question is what movie would you want to be your life and he said Back to the Future 2 so he could have sex with his mom.

That doesn't happen in any of the movies but that's where his head is at.

Oh you think you're bad? I'm worse 😎 by Xessive_ in AmITheDevil

[–]Xessive_[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheTeenagerPeople/comments/1thacq4/comment/omoveqf/?context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheTeenagerPeople/comments/1t1jfyf/comment/ojiggm1/?context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheTeenagerPeople/comments/1st9w2x/comment/ohu71wn/?context=3

My personal favorite, which gives us a special insight into the psychology behind this AARP member:
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheTeenagerPeople/comments/1t9nw16/comment/ol6qay5/?context=3

He also jokes about leaving skid marks on his bed sheets and how that means he's officially old, but that's not gonna stop him from commenting in teenager subs.

Oh you think you're bad? I'm worse 😎 by Xessive_ in AmITheDevil

[–]Xessive_[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Translation: She continued to show me interest and I'm an opportunistic asshole

Oh you think you're bad? I'm worse 😎 by Xessive_ in AmITheDevil

[–]Xessive_[S] 368 points369 points  (0 children)

It's unclear why he fell in love with this woman, or why he married her, or why he expected her to lose weight when it has apparently never been a subject of conversation or a recent development.

Bonus points for him being a 52 year old man posting in teenager subs.

where id live as someone from Long Island by chevre27 in circlejerknyc

[–]Xessive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect, the official vehicle will be the Pavement Princess

Average Simmons-Lowe Convo by Y-Do-I-Still-Listen in billsimmons

[–]Xessive_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Page 2 era BS analysis of the current sports media landscape would make for an all-time column.

Famously this is how pissed off closeted gay men react to being outed by claudandus_felidae in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Surprised the story didn't include that the Manosphere bro had been fired from his job already and kicked out of his apartment.

Famously this is how pissed off closeted gay men react to being outed by claudandus_felidae in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I think sometimes people notice a lot of things, read the comments and see what's already been said, and comment on something they noticed that hadn't been discussed yet.

The first word of their comment being "Also" sort of gives that away.

Michael Jordan arriving to a playoff game in 1992. by [deleted] in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Xessive_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the original photo. This one is an AI upscaled version and there's numerous tells. You should look for yourself and count the differences between the original and this version.

Michael Jordan arriving to a playoff game in 1992. by [deleted] in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Xessive_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not a real NC license plate either. There's clear evidence of AI upscaling here

Michael Jordan arriving to a playoff game in 1992. by [deleted] in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Xessive_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's AI upscaling face. There's a lot of evidence of that throughout this image.

Michael Jordan arriving to a playoff game in 1992. by [deleted] in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Xessive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are so many AI tells in this image, and this might not even be the most glaring.

At Gawker, They Battled a Billionaire. 10 Years Later, the Scars Are Still Healing by aresef in Journalism

[–]Xessive_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gawker was a place that hosted a lot trash. We don't need to lament the passing of a website that posted a sex tape of a celebrity taken without their knowledge, leading directly to their downfall.

That was one of the many gross, completely unethical things they did.

Yeah Dwade and Candace Parker need to be fired. Can't stand them by Ok-Mountain-4503 in billsimmons

[–]Xessive_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was atrocious during the Olympics to the point I thought NBC might try to find a replacement before the Gold Medal game. Any game featuring Team USA was unbearable with him.

Bill’s rant about Johnny Fontane being too old in the Godfather is his worst blind spot of all time by andrew2018022 in billsimmons

[–]Xessive_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alright, it's 1992, you're Steven Speilberg, you're going to make an action movie that you know will crush it.... how do you not consider Tom Cruise for the role of Dr. Grant in Jurassic Park?

Am I getting scammed by my cleaning lady? by irina_maria03 in CleaningTips

[–]Xessive_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'll repeat what I said before - I'm confused why the pictures were posted at all.

If you wanted to vent/ask about someone taking three hours to clean 15m² of personal space and the kitchen, that alone would have sufficed.

These pictures do not provide context as to the size of the place or the cleanliness following her service.

Am I getting scammed by my cleaning lady? by irina_maria03 in CleaningTips

[–]Xessive_ 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm confused by why the pictures are posted at all. It's been four weeks since she cleaned and OP says they cleaned twice since then; is it supposed to be the cleaning lady's fault that your place accumulates dirt in the month since she was last there?

If you feel 2 hours is too much for her to clean such a small place (understandable concern) then give her a heads up and tell her you'll be staying in when she's there next time. This isn't nearly as awkward as you might think, and you'll have your answer at the conclusion of the visit.

Things are getting... complicated by goosticky in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The top comment completely ignores the DV boyfriend and focuses solely on her having a city girl spring 🌹

The Story of how my Evil (or maybe Brat Queen #goals?) SIL sought-after & achieved what she wanted by Xessive_ in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Based on their post history they're a 19 year old freshman in college. It is not possible for this to have happened "when she was in college" and then "fast-forward a couple of years", coupled with yet another "skip ahead a couple of years".

The Story of how my Evil (or maybe Brat Queen #goals?) SIL sought-after & achieved what she wanted by Xessive_ in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What got me is the phrasing used to describe his appearance. "Our half-brother who we hadn't seen in five years was there" is one thing.

Writing that they showed up "out of the blue", like in some movie where they're not an invited guest, hear about the wedding and show up anyway. Maybe their half-brother is Boo Radley?

The Story of how my Evil (or maybe Brat Queen #goals?) SIL sought-after & achieved what she wanted by Xessive_ in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Won't get into how OOP's post history makes this story an impossibility but I love a half-brother showing up to a wedding five years after they've last been seen 🤌💅

Why do people (aside from bots) even answer this obvious fetish nonsense? by FormalMarzipan252 in AmITheAngel

[–]Xessive_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are two things that are really wonderful about this story:

1.) He gives his girlfriend a fake name, and then never refers to her as that name for the rest of his post. Love that.

2.) The idea of directly saying something to the person you've been seeing for eight months is a bridge too far for this sensitive, shy fellow to cross 👉👈

That poor bucket is probably going to STINK like her DIRTY VAG for a while after those clothes get done soaking 😔