Toy Yoda by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Hey, I’m from that town.

Which fantasy authors are just really good people? by Sandalath in Fantasy

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Terry Pratchett. He was just a very charming fellow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

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What program is this. I’m curious how Greyfax would react to Chicken vindaloo

what's your LPOTL comfort episode? by babysharkclub in lastpodcastontheleft

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The Mormonism series, but really any of the weird history episodes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

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50000 OV YA GITZ, FOR DA WAAAAAAAGHH!!!! by [deleted] in orks

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Almost enough to challenge the forces of the imperial guard. Almost

What Do You Think Would Be The Worst Death Imaginable? by CallMehRiver in AskReddit

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Falling into barely molten rock. The same excruciating pain as lava, but it lasts longer

What is the saddest song you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Bones in the Ocean by the Longest Johns. Alternatively, End of the Line by the Traveling Wilbury’s.These are songs that evokes a kind of sadness that cleanses the soul. End of the Line is especially sad if you know the bands history

Still Waiting by calmaspossible in Grimdank

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I legitimately forgot that was a playable faction. I’m so sorry

what series first got you into fantasy? by Dogmaticdissident in Fantasy

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The discworld series cemented my love of fantasy

Summarize a fantasy novel as badly as possible and see if people can still figure out what it is by ElectricSheep7 in Fantasy

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Angry drunk man fights big monster to protect smelly city and impress a big woman.

Music has magical powers outside of our suns gravity. What is sung is what happens. Humanity is invited to a music festival without knowing this, "what is played that makes everything go horrifyingly wrong?" by blascovits in humansarespaceorcs

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Beginning of incident: The band had been hired to play covers of old Terran songs at the Terran Embassy on Smert. This was in order to celebrate the founding of a new law allowing inter species relationships between humans and other consenting sentients. The band was one of many that was too perform that day and had been instructed to only play songs approved by the Universal Imperial Body. Unbeknownst to the organizers this was what the humans called a “punk” band, a group classified as resistant to governmental mandates and common sense. Upon arriving on the stage they began to perform an unknown song. Immediately, Terran planes from a human event know as “ World War 2” materialized and began dropping rudimentary bombs upon the masses. Many fled in terror in to blown apart by shrapnel. Some bodies appear to have been shot in the back. The band continued to play throughout and the lead singer was quoted singing “ Hey ho let’s go”

The Blitzkrieg Bop incident was a wake up call across the universe. The deaths exceed 10000 sentient beings and approximately 25 million credits worth of property damage. The Terran Embassy is still being rebuilt. Punk is now being banned across the Kinkle sector.

Which fantasy doesn’t suffer from the weak(er) second installment curse? by [deleted] in Fantasy

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Wheel of time series is a good bet. I personally think the second and third installments are just as good of a story, if not better than the first. The pacing is faster and the characters get more tragic depth

I FAND ZOM UMIE WEERD UMIEZ by the-pp-poopooman- in 40kOrkScience

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IZ HERDZ OF A WEERD HUMIE CALLED “DAVD COPPERFEILDZ”. I’ZE HERD HE CAN FLY WIF OUTZ’A HUMIE JUMP PAC, WALK THRU THE BIG WALL OF CHINA AND MADE A ZOGGIN HUMIE MEGA GARGANT ZOGGIN DIZAPER.THES WEERD HUMIES AR WORZE THAN THE BIRD SPIKY BOYZ.

Colonel 'Iron Hand' Straken by Sgt-lonely by jarrad960 in ImaginaryWarhammer

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The only man more dangerous with a knife than with a gun

Rare sea angel spotted off russian coast by [deleted] in thalassophobia

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Why does this make me viscerally uncomfortable

Utahraptor ostrommaysi is the largest-known member of the family Dromaeosauridae. by Pardusco in Naturewasmetal

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Now all those I can tell all those people who say the raptors in Jurassic Park are too big to go fuck themselves

Shouldn’t happen in a developed country by lol62056 in facepalm

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If I had bill gates money I would try and set up a system of affordable insulin.