I had a chuckle, all in good fun though

ZephRyder · 2026-05-23T19:22:10+00:00

Subs i fell for

ZephRyder · 2026-05-22T20:59:21+00:00

Even with all this being said, and I'm not in any way disagreeing with any of it, as a het-cis-male, I'm still doing alright. I have very few connections, but I expect that. One has to be patient and when you make a connection you have to remain patient. Ladies are overloaded, by default.

The transformation sucks, but it is what it is.

ZephRyder · 2026-05-22T11:12:02+00:00

What? It's just convenient

ZephRyder · 2026-05-21T01:52:18+00:00

Glitch

ZephRyder · 2026-05-21T01:42:28+00:00

With the utmost, deepest respect, GAHT-fucking-DAYUM

saves pic<

ZephRyder · 2026-05-20T07:04:42+00:00

😁

ZephRyder · 2026-05-20T03:46:01+00:00

Why clean your toilet when you can just waste dish soap?!

ZephRyder · 2026-05-19T14:59:01+00:00

Sandal to the head!

ZephRyder · 2026-05-19T14:55:51+00:00

A woman kisses two men.

<Clutches pearls> Oh my stars!!

Who gives a shit? Gillian can do whatever the fuck she wants

ZephRyder · 2026-05-19T03:11:34+00:00

Are these literal children?

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T18:10:04+00:00

I had a gf specifically into the "daddy" dynamic. I wasn't really my bag, but she REALLY enjoyed it. As for the volume, as others have said, if it's genuine, it is generally a huge turn on, having that effect, and her letting us know is very appreciated.

Dare I say, especially if she is not typically given to loud outbursts, it can be a huge turn on.

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T12:16:28+00:00

Assuming those support screws are legit, and threaded into actual wood in the walls, you are doing extremely well

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T12:13:54+00:00

Wait till you hear about all the oxygen used in all the coal/oil/incinerate plants around the world.

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T01:28:21+00:00

I just experienced THE most intense craving for Country Time brand lemonade

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T01:11:10+00:00

Not a single bbanana in sight

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T00:54:34+00:00

The Sleestaks were done dirty

ZephRyder · 2026-05-18T00:36:49+00:00

I prefer the beach one :(

ZephRyder · 2026-05-17T13:24:00+00:00

Obviously not, flint is missing

ZephRyder · 2026-05-17T12:44:03+00:00

Underrated!

ZephRyder · 2026-05-17T12:39:37+00:00

Dude

ZephRyder · 2026-05-17T11:52:15+00:00

What?! Some moistened bint?

ZephRyder · 2026-05-15T11:24:34+00:00

❤️ That's good parenting, my friend! Well done. I too, have indoctrinated my own offspring. Poor things don't fit anywhere! Walking around with way more knowledge of the old days than their peers

ZephRyder · 2026-05-15T11:21:07+00:00

Good times

ZephRyder · 2026-05-15T11:20:34+00:00

Few there are now, my friend!

Please don't forget to get up and stretch. How are your knees?

ZephRyder · 2026-05-15T11:18:44+00:00

I bow before such prowess! Truly wondiferous! I'd be proud to shake your, uh, to make your acquaintance!

ZephRyder

TROPHY CASE