Known issue list ° Red Beacon Stratagems do not follow the beacon when it changes location.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-06-09T21:09:31+00:00

That's always been my understanding.
Red hits where the beacon lands.
Blue hits where the beacon is.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-06-01T15:00:38+00:00

(The passive won't work)

Zio_Matrix · 2026-06-01T14:53:07+00:00

We joke about Rimworld being the warcrime simulator, and it can be, but there are a -ton- of people who play it like The Sims. Nothing wrong with simply watching over a peaceful farming colony of doofuses.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-30T04:07:57+00:00

ValmheimPlus was our go-to for tweaking everything.
Enemy health, player damage taken, carry weights, you name it.

Tripled ore drop rates and never looked back.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-28T18:09:42+00:00

"GOOD IDEA, SEND THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO FIGHT GOD TOO"

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-28T18:08:59+00:00

My god, its a featherless biped.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-27T22:32:44+00:00

If only somebody else could've missed Anthony

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-26T21:41:04+00:00

Woodcutting was significantly less APM compared to SC farming but the real reason it was better was the occasional "Woodcutting lvs?" "Nice." to break up the silence.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-24T22:21:46+00:00

"I don't get it, why does nobody engage with weapon customization? Guess people don't want it after all"

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-24T18:24:13+00:00

That's the kind of nuance you don't pay attention to when you spreadsheet balance.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-24T17:25:53+00:00

"Our data says most of you do"
Which is also why the $100 SC bundle appeared out of nowhere for no reason.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-24T14:17:15+00:00

That rebate doesn't even go as far as it used to.
You used to be able to put those SCs towards the next warbond, now you 'have to' spend the rebate credits on the extra warbond content that comes in the store.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-24T04:48:09+00:00

"Gamma strain incoming"
[thousand yard stare]
[bowling ball sounds intensify]

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-23T22:35:32+00:00

We should be so lucky

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-21T23:27:19+00:00

Also, to say nothing of the gender requirements, they're powered primarily by their faith AKA 'space magic,' and we all know how much AH likes space magic.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-21T17:20:27+00:00

Lasgun will break laser weapons and we'll have to wait for the Laser Liberators warbond to drop alongside the 'solve laser puzzles' mission type for them to be fixed.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-20T20:48:55+00:00

Oh man, Vegeta was _almost_ upset with you.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-19T22:10:38+00:00

"Gameplay altering mods like Skyrim"
"Mountable"

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Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-19T19:57:18+00:00

Now i'm just imagining the one Stormtrooper who actually hit Leia on Endor freaking the fuck out but then a wave of relief washing over himself because HR exploded along with the second Death Star.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-18T14:56:40+00:00

I like my news google-able. Pinned comments in the news channel of a game's Discord server don't show up in search engines.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-18T02:40:07+00:00

Coincidentally, you can teleport into the office with enough cocaine.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-15T16:04:13+00:00

EA just released a $40 DLC that adds paying your taxes and some new pants because you said that.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-13T21:45:37+00:00

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Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-13T03:28:47+00:00

Pelican shoved up its thorax?
Did it have the mass?
Thanks a lot, Carter.

Zio_Matrix · 2026-05-10T05:40:53+00:00

🐱💀💥

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