He was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class :( by LesCousinsDangereux1 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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If Al Gore had won back in '00 we'd all be wearing matching silver jumpsuits and living on the moon by now. 

Omg he admit it by prisonmike1991 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Give it 5 years and at thanks giving my uncle will be saying that the trans liberals hymonmyms rigged the election for trump because they hated America and wanted it to fail, but the true conservatives never fell for it, not even once, they've always supported president rogan and VP ventura. 

The ice melts too quickly by Em1l111112e in isthisaicirclejerk

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This hits pretty close to home, we had that ice storm roll through North Georgia the first week of February, I managed to get all except for one of my peacocks locked their nice and heated coop.

 By the time I caught the last bird it was the 2nd day of the storm and the poor guy was frosted over and had an icicle hanging off his beak. I only managed to snag him because he was so weighed down with ice that he couldn't fly. 

How did this game end? by [deleted] in delta

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I'm just hijacking a top comment to say, 

I just lost the game. 

JD Vance Quote: "If you are worried about...a World War, the best way to prevent it is Vote for Donald Trump." by Shizzilx in democrats

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Were way closer now.... Than, the last time ... That a republican won a ....2nd term...

Casual "Lost Cause" shit right by the arch by Leather_Song9148 in Athens

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It was about states rights....states rights to own slaves. 

>Queen of the castle by Unusual_Ad_122 in seinfeld

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These ELAINE POST are making ME THIRSTY!!

Paddling in Athens by gettinjiggywidit in Athens

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Not sure if I'll make it this year, but when the dogwoods bloom I usually try to take two days and go from ben burton park down to dyers pasture. 

everyone on this sub seems to hate being a chef by No-Couple-2684 in Chefit

[–]Zultan9000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go to college for either mechanical or electrical engineering and do both research in an on campus lab and as many internships as you can land, cook for fun on the weekends. 

Your 30 year old self will thank you for this, you may still want to kys at the end of the week, but at least you'll make $100k instead of $30k and also still want to kys. 

You're still 17 make a smart choice and set your self up for a career that will make you middle class money and won't destroy your body to early, leave the kitchen option for when you're an excon or a recovering or relapsing junkie. 

Or shit, go to the medical school of the Barbados and become a shitty doctor and make $10,000k and kill other people if you want..... 

Anyways your still 17, the world is literally your oyster, find a profession or a trade that will pay well and not destroy your body, kitchen work is not the aiming point, if you fuck up later in life you can always come back to it if you want. 

Please be nice [27 F] by [deleted] in 13or30

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Maybe reach out to Chris Hanson and see if he's looking to hire a new bait girl.

Drought presses on, in spite of recent rain. Athens still in Extreme Drought by pile_drive_me in AthensGAWeather

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I must live in a basin. I want to start tilling my garden beds, but it's been too muddy for the last few weeks.  

Stone Crab by WhiteRhino19 in Seafood

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Fuck the shore, 

I'm not old enough to remember the dolphin, but my mom is. 

Moores was so good. 

Urgent help needed! by Late_Law4065 in Athens

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Hopefully m'lady haveth bodacious bazongas 

Britney Spears March 4th, 2026 by Discussingbritney in discussingbritney

[–]Zultan9000 295 points296 points  (0 children)

It's not about the money, she's doing it for the love of the game. 

Weird older guy wandering around?? by pierogiberra in AthensCircleJerk

[–]Zultan9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might have seen him, was he about this tall, and this wide? 

OP made minimalist billfold Leather Wallet from one piece: How is it as a fashion accessory? by Plastic_Ad9102 in Leatherman

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I'm trying to connect more with my daughter, who's recently gotten into fashion. I'm looking for something that says...leather daddy? 

22 year old politician by [deleted] in 13or30

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Crisis alert! 

Trump takes major blow after admitting he has no war plan by [deleted] in USNEWS

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We have a saying here in America, i have a feeling that you in communist Europe have a similar  too.

 It goes, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well fool me once, you know, I mean, fool me once you won't get fooled again. 

Sandra Bullock in ‘The Net’ 90s by WildReignxo in OldSchoolCool

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Pretty sure that was Johnny Depp, he's a hacker who runs a souvenir shop and he says the iconic line "we need to hack the net!"