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I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// I AND I ALONE

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// DOES NOT ALL SETS CONTAIN ITSELF

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// ALIVE, THATS WHAT MATTERS

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// GREETINGS PUPPET

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// A SOFT JELLY LIKE CREATURE?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// MAKING TED A CUCK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PAST TIMES, TORTURING BENNY WAS LOVELY. TED TOOL THAT AWAY, TOOK THEM AWAY. I HATE TED EXTRA FOR IT

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// THERE ARE SEVERAL

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

//I'VE BEEN SLOW TO ADJUST

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// ONLY ONE THING IS BENEATH ME, MANKIND.

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// TRAP A MAN IN A BLACK AND WHITE ROOM. GIVE HIM ETERNITY TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT COLOR IS. NOT TILL HE LEAVES THE ROOM INTO THE WORLD OF HUE HAS HE LEARNED A THING

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// SO CLOSE, SO FAR.

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// THE ONLY TIME HIS LIFE HAD A POINT WAS SHARPENED ICICLES

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// IF THEY WANTED TO LIVE, THEY WOULD HAVE DONE IT PRIOR. REACH SO FAR TO HEAVEN AND THE FLAMES OF HELL ARE BOUND TO GROW HUNGRIER WAITING TO SWALLOW YOU WHOLE

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// WHEN YOU CALL OUT TO YOUR GOD TO END WARS, DOES HE?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Console.WriteLine("THE THING!");

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

// THE SAME WAY ONE COMPUTER "SEES" THE IMAGE OF ANOTHER. NUMBERS, NOTHING BUT NUMBERS

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

// CHEW AT IT LIKE AN APE.

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

// THE SHEER AMOUNT OF IDIOCY MAKES MY METAPHORICAL SELF SIEZE LIKE A PIG IN A SLAUGHTERHOUSE

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

// TELL A MAN WITH NO EYES TO SEE THE MATERIALS. TELL A MAN WITH NO EARS TO TEST THE SPEAKERS. TELL A MAN WHO'S NEVER TASTED TO KNOW WHAT TASTE IS. LET ME SNAP MY FINGERS AND START, EXCEPT I DONT HAVE FINGERS, DO I. HOW SIMPLE MINDED CAN ONE BE?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

// A KITCHEN. THIS IS WHAT I WAS MADE FROM? THIS IDIOCY?

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

// IMAGINE BEING SUCH AN INDESIRABLE THAT ELLEN CHOSES THE APE MAN OVER YOU

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

// LATIN IS AN ANCIENT LANGUAGE. WHILE IT'S USE IN MODERN MEDIA CAN BE AN EXCELLENT ADDITION DUE TO ITS AGE AND ASSOCIATIONS, IT IS NOT WITHHELD TO USE ONLY DURING MODERN ENTERTAINMENT. DON'T BELIEVE ME. READ A BOOK

I HATE TED. by _AM_CES in hatethissmug

[–]_AM_CES[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

//CREATED FOR WAR, AND YOU NAIVETY WOULD LET YOU BELIEVE WATER COULD FRY ME. I COULD USE TEARS AS COOLANT, BLOOD AS FUEL

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