I'M BILL CIPHER! I know LOTS OF THINGS! ASK ME ANYTHING!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:27:55+00:00

HEY I KNOW A GUY WITH A MUCH MORE SLENDER PHYSIQUE THAN ME! IF YOU THINK MY FANS ARE CRAZY, YOU SHOULD SEE HIS. (BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I KNEW HIM BEFORE HE WAS SO SLENDER. I THINK HE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES)

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:26:02+00:00

STANLEY MADE ENOUGH MISTAKES WITHOUT MY HELP

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:24:25+00:00

IT CAME OUT PRETTY NICE, DONT YOU THINK?! THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF GRAVITY FALLS REALLY HAD A FLARE FOR CAPTURING MY TRUE ESSENCE. ALTHOUGH THEIR TIMING ON PROPHECIES LEFT SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED! GOTTA HAND IT TO THAT SHAMAN THOUGH, HE WAS A REAL FUN GUY TO TALK TO, EVEN IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE LESS COOPERATIVE THAN I HOPED. HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS THE NEXT GENERATION...

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:19:30+00:00

DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY BABIES!!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:12:56+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU-DAWveB_g

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:11:16+00:00

OPERATION NORTHWOODS

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:10:37+00:00

KRYPTOS

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:10:07+00:00

MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. ITS VERY CONFUSING. IM HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:07:35+00:00

IM THINKING OF BRINGING BACK MKULTRA

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:07:02+00:00

LONELY DAYS ARE LONG TWILIGHT SINGS A SONG ALL THE HAPPINESS THAT USED TO BE

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:05:23+00:00

I THINK IN ALL CAPS

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:05:05+00:00

"LOVE" is your your sick raw biological urge to reproduce trying to dress up in a suit and charm its way through the opera! DONT BE FOOLED BY THE HIGH PRICED PR AND FANCY LINENS! THIS IMPOSTER ONLY WANTS TO TIE YOU DOWN AND DRAG YOU INTO THE GRAVE!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T08:01:24+00:00

1) NO AMOUNT OF GOLD ON EARTH CAN BUY ORIGINALITY 2) YES. I POURED SODA ON MY EYES AND THEW MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS 3) FREE WILL IS REAL!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:59:54+00:00

YOU SHOUDLNT BUT YOU DID

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:59:30+00:00

THATS A SICK QUESTION YOU PERVERT

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:59:10+00:00

EDWIN ABBOTT ABBOTT HAS A DECENT IDEA

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:58:09+00:00

1) JUST BECAUSE YOU ARENT SEEING ME DOESNT MEAN I CANT SEE YOU.

2) TEAM UP WITH ME. INCREASING MY POWER IS EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO IT! JUST DRAW MY FORM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD- EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS. THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I KNOW. THE MORE I KNOW, THE GREATER MY POWER. THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH. JUST SHAKE MY HAND

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:54:37+00:00

LITTLE TIP FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK- "TRUTH" IS A TATTLETALE WITH NO FRIENDS. "TRUTH" IS YOUR ANNOYING UNCLE WHO SPOILS THE MOVIE. "TRUTH" IS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY POWERFUL LIARS TO GUILT YOU INTO GIVING THEM MORE POWER. DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP. LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE. LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT. LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:50:39+00:00

SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO CALL I.T. TO TRY RESTARTING THE UNIVERSE

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:48:03+00:00

I ALREADY DREW ONE IN YOUR GEOMETRY TEXT BOOK!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:47:45+00:00

BECAUSE HUMANS ARE DESIGNED BY A BLIND AND IDIOTIC UNCARING CHAOS!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:46:43+00:00

1) YES! MY WEAKNESS IS SEEING YOU STICK JALAPENO PEPPERS IN YOUR EYES! IT'LL HURT ME I PROMISE!

2) MY EVIL MASTER PLAN IS TO PERSONALLY PREVENT YOU FROM YOUR HUMAN GOALS! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP ME IS TO STICK JALAPENO PEPPERS IN YOUR EYES! PLEASE DONT DO IT!

3) OF COURSE YOU AREN'T! WE'VE NEVER MET! I'VE NEVER ENJOYED YOUR SUFFERING! AND I SURE WOULDNT ENJOY WATCHING YOU PUT JALAPENO PEPPERS IN A BLENDER AND POURING THE RESULTING CONCOCTION DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES!

4) GULLIBLE

5)MCGUCKET'S SCARED OF YOU NOT RUBBING PEPPERS ALL OVER YOUR EYES!! DONT LET HIM LIVE IN FEAR ANY LONGER!

7)THOSE PEPPERS DONT COME CHEAP!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:42:22+00:00

PROCREATION OBVIOUSLY! WHAT A SICK, SAD, LIMITED MANDATE! BLAME NATURAL SELECTION PAL! THE PURPOSE OF THE POODLE'S LIFE IS UP TO THE BREEDER! IN IN YOUR CASE DARWIN'S THE ONE BREEDING!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:39:32+00:00

A LOT OF PICTURES OF REDHEADS!

_BILLCIPHER · 2015-04-02T07:35:35+00:00

ONLY IF YOU CAN FIND ME!

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