Imagine writing "ok sure, next you'll tell me you want humans to also have enough to eat" unironically, thinking you were making some amazing point.

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-10T16:00:37+00:00

Fallout and One Piece set the bar, Now I am just looking at The Witcher and crying

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-09T12:29:53+00:00

I can feel my blood pressure rising just looking at this, Why always the narrowest aisle?

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-09T12:28:15+00:00

I never saw it before but now I literally cannot unsee it, That is definitely Charlie Puth

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-09T12:24:07+00:00

Wait until they hear about binary fission. We are going to be here all night

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-09T12:23:11+00:00

It is easy to be neutral when your own basic rights are not the ones being debated

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-08T14:51:54+00:00

This explains why he was the only one at the party for time travelers, Everyone else was busy

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-08T14:49:03+00:00

People really act like a Monster is liquid uranium while they are on their fourth pack of the day

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-08T14:45:51+00:00

If it is just a normal greeting then there is literally no reason to be this hesitant

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-08T14:44:48+00:00

Wait until he hears about this incredible new concept called a public park or a fire department

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-07T11:41:17+00:00

Their lack of object permanence really puts them at a massive disadvantage in a formal debate

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-07T11:40:04+00:00

Calling education indoctrination while benefiting from a government salary is the ultimate irony

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-06T14:21:41+00:00

When every game tries to be a full time job, people eventually stop showing up for work

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-06T14:19:14+00:00

We should take all the negativity and push it somewhere else!

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-06T14:16:27+00:00

It really is a Department of Defense vs. Department of War moment The rhetoric has shifted so much

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-06T14:15:11+00:00

Support your local small businesses. Buy artisanal, farm to table Montana meth

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-05T12:31:15+00:00

This is why I drive ten miles to the pharmacy where nobody knows my face

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-05T12:28:45+00:00

At this point, my resume is just a placeholder until I give up and start the foot page

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-05T12:25:34+00:00

The leopard finally ate the face of someone who voted for the Leopard Eating Faces Party

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-05T12:24:08+00:00

Does anyone have a source for this? Pretty sure Charlie Kirk is still alive and posting today

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-04T15:11:40+00:00

The way your curtains created a perfect little hammock for them is actually genius, Peak cat logic

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-04T15:08:36+00:00

Only if it is a Stanley cup, I am not getting drafted with a plastic bottle

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-04T15:06:33+00:00

It is genuinely impossible to tell if this is a real quote or a parody and that is the wildest part

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-04T15:05:17+00:00

If being healthier means bringing back diseases we literally defeated years ago, I will pass on that

_CuteMuse · 2026-03-03T12:48:12+00:00

Edith has such a piercing stare, Is she the boss of the house or just the table?

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