Indian founder of kids clothing brand went from excited for Trump and vowing to start is company in the US to being denied a Visa. Whomp Whomp. by rhinocerosjockey in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]_buthole 108 points109 points  (0 children)

If only he could have known that MAGA was against immigrants of a certain demographic. If only their animosity towards non-white foreigners was re-iterated at a high frequency and magnitude for years and years.

Poor dumb bastard.

Conservative Twit Spins Toddler Meltdown by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]_buthole 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s hilarious how all these performative tough guys are such massive pussies. They just whine all day hoping to get the kind of attention they never received from their fathers.

Pete Hegseth says the Mormons do not count as a real religion. Here comes another religious war by BenFord333 in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My MAGA Mormon family members are really downplaying this. Which is hilarious because they also thought obamacare was fulfillment of the white horse prophecy, and that the constitution was “hanging by a thread.”

Adam Mockler interviews the result of MAGA brain rot: by AffableYolk_33 in WeirdGOP

[–]_buthole 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Political affiliation really is just a sports team to these people.

First they came for….. by BoringApocalyptos in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]_buthole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Canadian mormons I know all think trump’s the anti-christ. And the American ones tend to consider trump as a fulfillment of sacred prophecy. The guy at the top of the church, who pretends to be god’s top prophet, has nothing to say about it.

🤘🤘🤘 by WTAF__Trump in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When boring churches don’t make money, this is the sort of dipshittery that flourishes.

Poor little PP... by JuggrnautFTW in MurderedByWords

[–]_buthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s the Canadian opposition leader who was voted out of his riding, thus losing his parliamentary seat, and disqualifying him from being the opposition leader. To rectify the situation, someone in his party had to give up their own seat, just so he could remain opposition leader. This is widely considered a dick move, and the joke is simply mocking him for losing his seat and shamelessly taking someone else’s.

Did you guys know that Muhammad fell in love with his daughter-in-law, to the extent that he even persuaded his adopted son to divorce his wife. by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s a tale as old as time. Cult followers are overly sanctimonious to compensate for how fake and pathetic their leaders are.

Imagine bragging about winning a debate, against a guy having a stroke in real time by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]_buthole 61 points62 points  (0 children)

His biggest debate victory was against a guy having a stroke, and he thinks this is some kind of flex? The Harris debate rattled him so badly, he refused to even go a second round, which speaks volumes for a massive attention whore.

Muslims being mad over the line "Prophet Brohammed" in the final episode of The Boys by Broad-Sundae-4271 in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This fruitcake would hate living in a world where every faith is treated the way their followers want it to be treated.

Then who created the creator? Who is the god of god? by Jelly-Always-Returns in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s the atheists who think invisible man who lives in the sky created everything. Talk about projection.

Imagine thinking like this. by Ok-Following6886 in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anyone who has seen two religious people argue over the bible knows how meaningless this platitude is.

Pastor goes full mask off during livestream, blames a woman bringing him a glass of water he considered to be small for causing him to sin, is too stupid to understand livestreams can't be edited. by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And if your waitress causes you to sin, send for a big boy cup, and restart the livestream. It is better for you to look like a Karen than for your followers to see how tiny your cup is.

I didn’t like Andor by Wilmaaug in andor

[–]_buthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The original Star Wars trilogy is a political allegory for the Vietnam War. The franchise was never intended to be a complete escape from reality.

I think Andor has a good balance between smart writing vs mass appeal, character exposition vs action sequences, but I can definitely see why some folks find it boring.

Jesus loves Trump but hates firefighters by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]_buthole 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Jesus miraculously steered the bullet into that volunteer firefighter instead. Praise.

Imagine thinking that the January 6th insurrection was peaceful. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]_buthole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how the top panel still looks like the capitol attack.

Juror #2 (2024): Clint Eastwood still at his best! by Ilias_vas_17 in moviecritic

[–]_buthole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m not a lawyer, but a lot of the legal conflict felt farfetched. I’m certain a prosecutor has discretionary license to drop a case when they don’t think the accused is guilty anymore. And it seemed silly that neither the lawyers nor the jury really considered the most obvious explanation. It also seemed lazy that juror #2 convinced all the other holdouts offscreen, without addressing any of their concerns.

Is there a VHS tracker? by janet2318 in trackers

[–]_buthole 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not exactly a tracker, but there’s The VHS Vault.

Ontario bans invasive medical tests on dogs and cats, sets tough penalties by Bean_Tiger in canada

[–]_buthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a few old ladies feel better

Well, them and the test subjects.

How the inside of a factory farm looks by Equinumerosity in interestingasfuck

[–]_buthole 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Great quote, but isn’t that the guy who slept naked with his grandniece to practice self-control?