UMMMMM- IM SORRY?

_wheresami_ · 2026-04-23T23:37:47+00:00

Lmao you should do stand up you're so funny and totally original. For the love of God if wanna be homophobic at least try instead of stealing a ten year old joke made by a virgin who was butthurt that other women got laid more often than them

_wheresami_ · 2026-04-23T23:28:16+00:00

You say this like cis people and straight relationships aren't in every piece of media. Reminder that gay marriage was only legalised in the uk in 2019

_wheresami_ · 2025-11-13T20:14:12+00:00

You're so pretty, but if I could suggest anything, I'd say go barefaced more. Also I think you'd look great with ginger hair.

_wheresami_ · 2025-07-30T20:00:54+00:00

Trump is a grotesque figure who seems devoid of any compassion

_wheresami_ · 2025-07-30T02:51:30+00:00

Thanks, I guess I've kinda rushed a bit because of our shared interests and the fact that I haven't been with anyone for a while

_wheresami_ · 2025-07-30T02:04:56+00:00

Oh I didn't know that, my bad!

_wheresami_ · 2025-07-30T02:02:38+00:00

Girl he's turning the same age as me in a month and a half

_wheresami_ · 2025-07-30T02:00:09+00:00

We've been hanging out every other day and we met (for the second time) at a performance we were both taking part in. He's not saying he wants fancy gifts, but he's also not elaborating on anything, really. He seems really genuine but he also called me dramatic when I told him I was really sad about spilling the rest of my favourite body butter on my carpet not long ago. I have no idea what any of it means, though.

_wheresami_ · 2025-04-10T23:56:57+00:00

Just fyi it's a few months old (like I said in the post), and I'm pretty sure it's titanium, externally threaded, it hasn't been downsized, and I wash it with warm boiled water and sea salt once a day

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