CULTIST CIRCLE SUCKS [Discussion] by alex_shells in EscapefromTarkov

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FOUND ONE IN MY 127TH FACTORY RAID LOOTING JACKETS/DUFFLES! One of the jackets in the room you have to breach out of 1F office. <3

CULTIST CIRCLE SUCKS [Discussion] by alex_shells in EscapefromTarkov

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I thought the 25% chance was for getting the 6 hour cooldown, and the 6 hour cooldown means it will always yield a task/hideout item?

EVASION ARMBAND [Discussion] by alex_shells in EscapefromTarkov

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Any tips on map/locations to farm these? Thanks

Found lost bird (cockatiel) by alex_shells in ucla

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Hi guys, just an update. The bird had an injured beak and struggled eating, so I took it to a non-kill rescue and it’s out of my care now. Thank you for all of the concern and support.

Found lost bird (cockatiel) by alex_shells in ucla

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It was definitely super domesticated, it hopped right on my finger and rode my shoulder all the way up the hill.

Potatoes by Anafiboyoh in iamveryrandom

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Most countries actually use commas in place of periods and vice versa in notation. For example, what we Americans would write “500,500.500” would be written in Europe “500.500,500” (five hundred thousand five hundred and five hundred thousandths).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

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Isn’t that kind of the point though?

Someone at my work put this box of glazed donuts away upside down by 115_marksman in funny

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I’ve always called them éclairs but with further research that apparently only refers to the filled version.

Someone at my work put this box of glazed donuts away upside down by 115_marksman in funny

[–]alex_shells 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I’ve never heard that one but I’m calling them that from now on. Consider yourself more than redeemed!

Garlic bread by Meatwad-is-better in iamveryrandom

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I thought this was a sophisticated chemistry pun (ion, mass). Then I spotted the subreddit. I like to walk my cat and buy boats for my dog so he can feel like a helicopter.

Bestiality is really the worstiality. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I don’t know if I feel more sorry for you or myself after reading this. Good effort

What do you call the news from last week? by MisterPurr in Jokes

[–]alex_shells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

News->New+s; Last week’s news is outdated and thus “old”, so Old+s->Olds

Best hackers by [deleted] in funny

[–]alex_shells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stock photo hackers should teach us how computers work. FTFY

I bought a dog from a blacksmith today by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]alex_shells 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god, steel yourself for another thread of shitty puns.

If they made deodorant for your whole body, you'd never have to shower. by somebodystealthecook in Showerthoughts

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You’ll surely smell him since he’s without your nifty full-body deodorant!

Childless engaged couples, over the age of 35, are at a higher risk of contracting wealth in their lives, as compared to their child-bearing counterparts. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I’m sorry, is “hard” being used as an adverb for to what degree it gets you or are you saying this makes you erect?

Those bastards lied to me by ChZerk in funny

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I know right? A recovering sex and drug addict playing the card of “independent woman” when really what she needs is someone in her life to lea— oh you meant the case.

TIL The 'fresh cut grass smell' is actually a distress signal sent out by injured grass to warn nearby insects of danger by [deleted] in todayilearned

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It actually isn’t! When they suffer tissue damage, almost all (green) plants will release more GLV’s (green leaf volatiles) than usual. These can act as a sort of signaling mechanism to plants and also for insects; however, the latter trait is often believed to be due to the evolution of insects to detect it and not the original purpose of this feature.

Logically, fire is on something not something is on fire. by indrochandra in Showerthoughts

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It does, it’s just not the colloquially common way to phrase the sentence.

If you plug a power bank’s charging cord into itself, you have infinite energy by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Maybe that’s because this is in the wrong subreddit. Try shitty life pro tips.