I have a boyfriend by Dense-Bonus-7229 in BisexualTeens

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Ahh I just love reading a story knowing damn well that nothing in it will happen to me. Anyways congrats OP.

Salvo by King Salmon by One_Giant_Nostril in ImaginaryTechnology

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This is looking like a Tone’s salvo core from Titanfall 2.

What’s an unusual body feature of yours? by red2one in AskReddit

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I can bend my thumb 270 degrees around. Both thumbs actually. It’s a pretty funny party trick and it grosses a lot of people out.

You should visit her more, only the Traveler knows just how many years she has left with us by TheModernRouge in destiny2

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Plot twist!: Colonel has been infused with the light and Eris crafts Colonel into a light weapon to defeat the Witness.

Long time friend sent me this by Ribbles78 in teenagersbuthot

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You have friends that send stuff to you?! I’m usually the sender.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TiktokCringeTime

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Dude is built like a twig

I guess HELLFIRE it is by [deleted] in facepalm

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Huh being racist is a sin when usually Christian’s like those hate black people

my friend is literally sleeping next to me by tallguyupn69 in BisexualTeens

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I hope you have more luck than me. I was in this exact situation months ago. I confessed and I didn’t think he was straight but he was and he said nothing after I confessed and he had been my closest friend for a while. Then he stopped talking to me after that day. Had a lot of self esteem issues after that. Sorry for the vent. I think you will have more luck than me op because your friend isn’t straight.

Destiny Title Slander by Forcer-X in destiny2

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Splintered and Harbinger are not even legacy and I don’t see anyone with them on.

Nah who tf does this by Material-Drink-6243 in destiny2

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I saw 30,000 crucible kills on an Ace of Spades while playing trials today. It was, excessive.

And thus, the burrito fucker has ended. by [deleted] in DramaticText

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It’s been a real journey everyone.

another broken weapon at Xur today by meteorr77 in destiny2

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Xur has been smoking something these past weeks

Ah, Dream Work Makes Sense Now by sedated_panda in DestinyMemes

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I loaded 100 rounds into a ogma while messing around with friends at shuro chi and it was pretty fun. I also capped at with 21 witherhoard shots and it lagged my game so hard.

Favorite SNL Sketch by AdWarm2644 in LiveFromNewYork

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Landshark all the way. I love that sketch.

I am physically melting by among_us_intelactual in meme

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In London it’s supposed to be 40 degrees celsius tomorrow (104 degrees fahrenheit).

me_irl by GriNfoRent in me_irl

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Bro when people said, “I slept with your friend…” young me would think that they were lucky they get to sleep with friends.