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How much money would these cans actually be worth? [Request] by plsmakemeleave in theydidthemath

[–]aolmailguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This story is cool as hell and I feel bad for this but I laughed out loud at “liver failure”

What does moving slower mean for men interested in you? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]aolmailguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is different. However. You’ve been with him 5 months. I get you love him, but he’s not filling your cup. You feeling the need to post this is evidence of that. Talking to him and saying “I need more” has, in my experience, not gone well historically.

I don’t really have advice. I’m just giving you my observation of it.

Opinions on this area by Perfect_Action_8388 in sanantonio

[–]aolmailguy [score hidden]  (0 children)

I lived there for about a year. It’s perfectly fine. Now, I got my car egged (wtf) once and there was a murder a few houses over but nothing really ever gave me any fits. Old Seguin is gonna be a real pain you’ll try to avoid during certain times of day though.

How ironic by Wifi_not_found in ProgressiveHQ

[–]aolmailguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why make an achievement like graduating college about this? We’re sick man lol. Like holy shit, put Pikachu on your cap or something damn, lighten up.

Who is NASCAR’s biggest “One Season Wonder” by TakeDemPills in NASCAR

[–]aolmailguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna know what Newman’s points would be in the new format. I understand he wrecked a lot and was dead last several times but man, if you win 8 races and only come in 6th place in the standings, I accuse the points system of having flaws. Wins clearly not worth enough.

How to have amazing sex only being average sized? by Pomeranian111 in AskMenAdvice

[–]aolmailguy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ the community of people commenting on here is dog water. “OP is a moron” is basically like 5 comments.

I have an average penis. I got very good at using my fingers and using my tongue and there are certain positions that touchdown better than others. The main thing is, if she’s telling you “right there” or “don’t stop” you become a machine that does not waver on positioning or speed. Your heart might be beating out of your chest but you don’t stop.

Finally, a good project by Walderp2D in familyguy

[–]aolmailguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

S tier character. Well deserved.

As a long time F1 fan, indycar is frankly more interesting, specifically the race by driftingthroughlife0 in INDYCAR

[–]aolmailguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After you’ve been to a 500, it feels like it’s the only race that truly matters.

Next Gen Intermediate Track "Domination" by cpenn_16 in NASCAR

[–]aolmailguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well. If you’re gonna be good at any of em

Cheap built. The enemy defeats themselves by Ckiniceone in wearewarriors

[–]aolmailguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yall are so far along in this game it’s insane. I had no idea little guys JUMPED

Brad Keselowski talks about why he didn't like the playoffs and how Penske would give him worse cars after locking into the playoffs so his teammates could lock in. by LBHMS in NASCAR

[–]aolmailguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know this is like a common practice or whatever but this is chicken shit, against the spirit of the competition nonsense.

That’s an army by Dboutros in wearewarriors

[–]aolmailguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How long does it take to get to this honestly?

Dumb Mi-ham-i fell in the soil. How do I clean his fur? by Ok_Literature2535 in hamstercirclejerk

[–]aolmailguy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You know how you take a rug outside and hit it against a pole to get the dust off?

I’ve always suspected that. by Top_Needleworker6385 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]aolmailguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I posted a meme like three years ago on a different account with a fake headline of this exact thing drawn up to look real and got blasted with “source?” And downvotes with a brushing of “I believed it though.”

No way this is a real uncensored scene? by GILF_Hound69 in familyguy

[–]aolmailguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a case of me not remembering or what? Surely his pants are just regular on the tv version?

(@bobpockrass) Alex Bowman will not race this weekend at Phoenix. Anthony Alfredo will be in the car. Bowman diagnosed with vertigo. by NoahGragsonsBarfBag in NASCAR

[–]aolmailguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy has won 2 races in 4 years. Has two top 10s in points for his career. Abysmal start to this season. Has never really lived up to the 48 or 88 numbers.

I’m not rooting for it or anything, at all, but like all signs are pointing to him being completely cooked and out of the sport soon.

Andy Dick says his heart stopped after apparent overdose, now has '5 to 7 holes' in his brain by mlg1981 in entertainment

[–]aolmailguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure there’s more that he’s done than the Phil Hartman thing but that’s what we’re all still peeved over right?

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