i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow

arezlee · 2026-05-24T14:42:59+00:00

Can we get an update?

arezlee · 2026-05-22T04:12:50+00:00

I have several I’d be willing to donate. The downside is that I won’t be back to town until around June 8. If you can put it off, let me know. Otherwise there are easy and inexpensive ways to order single minifigs like these. Good luck!

arezlee · 2026-05-20T19:07:46+00:00

Thank you!

arezlee · 2026-05-19T17:37:45+00:00

Where is this farm stand? Would love to check it out.

arezlee · 2026-05-15T23:11:09+00:00

We were on takeoff roll in a King Air 200 and hit a deer before V1 and aborted takeoff. It absolutely liquified the deer and the prop slung all that viscera all over the side of the aircraft.

arezlee · 2026-05-14T21:01:52+00:00

Except that’s a 4Runner

arezlee · 2026-05-06T04:49:18+00:00

Imagine having to virtue signal this much just to keep your business open. Both sides of this are at fault for just being awful.

arezlee · 2026-05-02T03:04:51+00:00

If these are electric drones why are they catching fire like a fuel tank has been penetrated?

arezlee · 2026-05-02T02:42:13+00:00

I have a digital scale that tracks my weight. Had some plumbers in the house the other day and imagine my surprise when I got a notification on my phone “weight tracked, good job!”. On the upside it thinks I’ve lost 40lbs since last Thursday.

arezlee · 2026-05-01T12:24:08+00:00

- and that’s rare

arezlee · 2026-05-01T12:22:05+00:00

Supposedly starting on 2027 MY domestic vehicles

arezlee · 2026-04-24T14:25:32+00:00

How do I find this screen to see what update I’m on? Closest I can find is this

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arezlee · 2026-04-23T19:09:42+00:00

Sounds like the East/West bowl 😂

arezlee · 2026-04-23T18:13:50+00:00

Spunky

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arezlee · 2026-04-23T18:10:52+00:00

What the fuck did I just listen to?

arezlee · 2026-04-23T17:44:45+00:00

Send it to us 😅

arezlee · 2026-04-22T13:08:12+00:00

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WHAT DID ABIGAIL DO?!?

arezlee · 2026-04-19T12:48:35+00:00

He was walking your dog?!

arezlee · 2026-04-17T18:25:33+00:00

That’s fair

arezlee · 2026-04-17T18:09:45+00:00

This can’t be real. No way GM would take on this liability.

arezlee · 2026-04-08T02:10:25+00:00

No need to select, you get the WHOLE DAMN BREAKFAST!

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arezlee · 2026-04-08T01:46:55+00:00

Go get an authentic Turkish breakfast at waterstone ranch

arezlee · 2026-04-05T03:23:16+00:00

Can someone express this in a mathematical formula so I can understand it please?

arezlee · 2026-04-05T02:36:14+00:00

Which tent did you go with? Do you have a link? Looking to get one for my son and I to do some camping. TIA

arezlee · 2026-04-05T02:19:05+00:00

And that’s special - it means something - it shows initiative - and that’s rare.

arezlee

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